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Your 2023 record: 12-5. NFC champs. Again. Super Bowl entrants. Again. Took a 10-point lead on Patrick Mahomes in the Super Bowl. Again. Blew that lead. Again. Again and again and again and again and again. This team was once a dynasty, now it’s a treadmill. The details change from year to year, but the end is always the same.

San Francisco even got the ball first in overtime, mostly because they failed to remember that the NFL changed the playoff overtime format in 2022:

Multiple San Francisco players said after the game that they were not aware that the overtime rules are different in the playoffs than they are in the regular season, and strategy discussions over how to handle the overtime period did not occur as a team. Defensive lineman Arik Armstead said he learned the details of the postseason rule when it was shown on the Allegiant Stadium jumbotron during a TV timeout after regulation.

He still hasn't been punished nearly enough for drafting Trey Lance, who became the James Wiseman of football.

Kyle has taken a lot from his dad’s career and applied it to his own, including watching over his players and coaches from a perch high atop the organization… In 2020, COVID protocols forced teams to update their video technology and make every meeting virtually accessible. When players and coaches were allowed to meet in person again, Kyle kept using the Zoom feature. Now, he can speak in a meeting room from his own office simply by unmuting himself. If he’s not physically in the room, he can be listening in — and he pays close attention to the quarterbacks.

the Niners have turned into the definitive chokers of the 21st century, with seven NFC title game appearances in the past 13 years and zero titles to show for it

Kyle Shanahan being 0-37 when trailing by 8+ in the 4th Q is absolutely wild.

The 2020s Niners are shaping up to be the 1990s Bills, and frankly Northern California deserves it.

Our offensive line consists of 36-year-old Trent Williams and four guys who are afraid to touch other people.

I haven't seen someone this into choking since Sasha Grey retired.

I have no recollection of specific plays from the Super Bowl. All I can picture is Taylor Swift celebrating in her suite. It haunts me, like I’m Rambo having a Vietnam flashback.

There is nothing more depressing than Kyle Shanahan calling a timeout ***IN OVERTIME OF THE SUPER BOWL*** to stop Steve Wilks from running a prevent defense against Patrck Mahomes, all while Trent Williams was successfully predicting Andy Reid's plays from the bench.

George Kittle was too busy telling jokes during the biggest game of his life to recover a fumble.

**** Trent Baalke forever.

Levi's Stadium is the perfect home for a Kyle Shanahan outfit. Overpriced, humorless, more debilitating than the surface of the sun, completely lacking in joy, and ready to bleed every last ounce of hope from you, while simultaneously draining your wallet. If there indeed are dignity wraiths, the 49ers are mine. I hate this ****ing team almost as much as I hate myself for loving them.

I wanted to believe during the Super Bowl. I really did. I wanted to think our defense was good enough to give us a chance against Mahomes. But I was lying to myself. I knew we had no shot. The defensive coordinator was **** all year and had the whole unit out of sync, and so we were going to rely on Purdy to outdo Mahomes? After Shanahan apparently didn't teach his team the overtime rules? I am convinced Shanahan is 90% responsible for the rehabilitation of Andy Reid's reputation.

Deebo Samuel can't stay healthy. George Kittle does ads for Chubbies.

I am excited though for us to finally get an answer to the question of whether Brock Purdy is actually any good or just benefiting from having all-pros around him (I say he's not, but don't listen to me because I once got into an intense argument with a drunk fan at Candlestick about the merits of Gio Carmazzi).

**** Vernon Davis. **** me for eyeing that Brock Purdy jersey on Fanatics.

The 2020s Niners are shaping up to be the 1990s Bills, and frankly Northern California deserves it.