2024 NFL Regular Season: g-bebe’s Lamar attempts to slay Dom’s Josh for title of mafia boss

CMC in GER seeing a specialist about his Achilles

FF ADP #1 not gonna play a snap this season is he

sorry SRM

Is stem cell treatment still mostly confined to Europe, etc?

sounds right

I wasn’t absolving the offense, nor do I disagree they’ve been worse. But the defense isn’t better than average and probably not playoff worthy.

I’m guessing these numbers aren’t any better after yesterday. They’re actually pretty good against the run but awful against the pass, impacted by the big plays.

Offense definitely worse.

Also Hargrave out for the year now

I seriously hate this ****ing sport

I will drag every last one of you to hell with me

I’m already there but feeling alive again.

Lol and Bork’s back is ****ed up

Neat

what is dead may never die

The wanna be doctors in florida that I mailorder my testosterone from send me emails about some junk call BPC 157. They claim it heals anything, especailly soft tissue. but its a gut enzymes.?? I aint touching it, but he should try that, what could go wrong.

Sounds very promising!

over/under how many hours til we get the first Dom post of the year?

I have no earthly idea how to rank anyone, but gun to my head I guess the top 10 goes:

1. Ravens
2. Bills
3. Vikings
4. Chefs
5. Aints
6. Packers
7. Niners
8. Seapoops
9. Lions
10. Jest

1-2 ravens at 1?

not in this thread

Ravens lost to the Raiders and almost blew a 28-6 lead to the lolboyz. Can't have them at 1 just yet.

But yeah it's definitely tough to rank teams right now.

I guess of all the 1 loss or better teams, I have the least amount of faith in SEA, TB, and LAC

too early to totally count them out, given how soft their schedule is, but oh Lordy...0-3 Bengals!

Bills are the #1 team.

Which is a problem for me as I distinctly remember posting that their window had closed at the end of last year.

2024 NFL POWER RANKINGS - WEEK THREE

Superbowl Contenders

1. Chiefs (3-0)
2. Bills (3-0)
3. Lions (2-1)
4. Ravens (1-2)
5. Eagles (2-1)
6. Niners (1-2)
7. Texans (2-1)
8. Jets (2-1)

Playoff Teams

9. Vikings (3-0)
10. Saints (2-1)
11. Packers (2-1)
12. Cowboys (1-2)
13. Seahawks (3-0)
14. Steelers (3-0)

Cool, we won a game, some of us two, one of us none

15. Bucs (2-1)
16. Rams (1-2)
17. Falcons (1-2)
18. Bengals (0-3)
19. Chargers (2-1)
20. Cardinals (1-2)
21. Commanders (2-1)

Bad teams

22. Browns (1-2)
23. Bears (1-2)
24. Dolphins (1-2)
25. Jaguars (0-3)
26. Raiders (1-2)
27. Colts (1-2)
28. Pats (1-2)
29. Broncos (1-2)
30. Giants (1-2)
31. Panthers (1-2)
32. Titans (0-3)

Congrats heels. Panthers on the move with Red Rocket Redux.

Messy to have such large tiers but it essentially boils down to four buckets right now: high ceiling potential, good, mediocre, and bad.

Hoping Minshew can get up into the next bracket soon. Positive thoughts.

Bills and Chiefs probably the only true contenders right now. Poor Jawsh is going to lose to Mahomes again.

I’m glad Will Levis both didn’t end up as a Panther and also helped us improve from last. I’ll have some mayo in honor of him.

blasphemy

do i see texans at 7? tell me this isn't real life

'At the end of ESPN's broadcast of the game, the network confirmed that Monday night's game was the first NFL game since 1940 with no turnovers and no punts. In a battle between former LSU quarterbacks who won Heisman Trophies, the Commanders' Jayden Daniels outdueled the Bengals' Joe Burrow.'