Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.

1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.

Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life 😀😀"

It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."

2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.

Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.

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by rickroll k

martha does get banged, she does the banging



by rickroll k

martha does get banged, she does the banging

Prison makes a person hard.


The moment you wake up from a nap, even though it was great and you feel 100% rested.


When film composers recycle the same material their entire career.

Example:


by whatthejish k

When film composers recycle the same material their entire career.

might be sacrilege but i feel the same way about john williams


by REDeYeS00 k

might be sacrilege but i feel the same way about john williams

Nah, you’re spot on. He’s another big offender.


When you're supposed to be hungry but you're not.


When I hear "Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed" and I always think "BS....I bet they haven't changed since 2015"


I thought it was some sort of law that you have to say that.


never stipulate a time frame
easy game


Lin Manuel Miranda.

The music sucks, and he seems arrogant.

Stupid awards patting themselves on the back for applauding hipppity hop to the theatre.


P Diddy, and all those other Hollywood dbags living in a fog of unreality and lies.
My simple little life down here in S bum**** Ga is 180 degrees from them, but they still piss me off.


People who are talking on the phone 24/7 to god knows who about god knows what.

Mail carriers for example. Every mail carrier in my neighborhodd is literally always yapping on the phone while they're working their route. I'm not exxagerating, I can't recall seeing a mail carrier working silently since I moved into my apartment 6 years ago. Occasionally I try to listen for a minute, and all I hear is "and then she was like... and I said... and then I was like... and then she said... I'm serious she really said that"

I work in a restaurant that gets linens delivered on wednesdays. Every wednesday the same delivery guy shows up, talking on the phone the entire time while pushing the dolly with sacks of towels. He has never showed up not talking on the phone, and this is every wednesday for YEARS. He speaks spanish so I only understand 10% of the words he's saying, which is probably for the better.

Who the **** are these people talking to? What the **** do they talk about? When I call someone on the phone, which is roughly once every 2-3 months, I get to the point, and say everything I wanted to say in about 5 minutes, and never ever while I'm at work.


side hustle as a phone sex operator


by txdome k

Lin Manuel Miranda.

The music sucks, and he seems arrogant.

Stupid awards patting themselves on the back for applauding hipppity hop to the theatre.

was pretty bomb when he debuted hamilton in front of the obamas


by krunic k

Who the **** are these people talking to? What the **** do they talk about?

Many years ago, before cell phone use was very widespread at all, I overheard a guy on one inform somebody that he was standing in line at the grocery store. That’s when I figured that most cell phone conversations were likely to be pretty useless.


by Canceler k

Many years ago, before cell phone use was very widespread at all, I overheard a guy on one inform somebody that he was standing in line at the grocery store. That’s when I figured that most cell phone conversations were likely to be pretty useless.

Probably about the same time frame I was in a stall in a casino bathroom and the guy in the next stall started talking. I forget what he said, but I thought he was talking to me.

I made sure we didn't exit the stalls at the same time. I was a little embarrassed because I "answered" him.


by Tom Ames k

Probably about the same time frame I was in a stall in a casino bathroom and the guy in the next stall started talking. I forget what he said, but I thought he was talking to me.

I made sure we didn't exit the stalls at the same time. I was a little embarrassed because I "answered" him.

legit LOL!

People who talk on the phone on mass transit. Get off your damn phone. I guess it's annoying only hearing half of the conversation as two friends sitting together on mass transit having a chat doesn't bother me.


by Tom Ames k

Probably about the same time frame I was in a stall in a casino bathroom and the guy in the next stall started talking. I forget what he said, but I thought he was talking to me.

holy smokes...yes this although from another perspective....

having to listen to diarrhea fart blasts and LOUD talking during some dude's s**tter cell phone conversation while I'm just trying to take a chill out piss break playing poker at my local casino is irritating and nauseating. it happens more often that I would care for.


I often answer people talking on their phones as if they were talking to me. It's fun. Krunic and I must live in the same neighborhood, my mail carrier is constantly on the phone as well. I'll hear someone talking on my front porch and there he is.


I was once very curious about the same thing. I’ve witnessed mail carriers, cab drivers, cleaning staff, etc, all seemingly on their phones ALL DAY. Who could the be talking to??

After a bit of digging, I discovered that there are actually call rings that are popular for monotonous jobs like these. Similar to chat rooms or discord servers, it’s a group of multiple people on the same line. It’s a tool for boredom, but also a safety feature. In the cab driver example, they often know each other and/or have emergency contacts in case they hear someone get into a dangerous situation.

I don’t think it’s something I would ever use personally, but it at least makes way more sense than two people having an 8 hour phone conversation every day.

Anyway, themoreyouknow.gif


by REDeYeS00 k

was pretty bomb when he debuted hamilton in front of the obamas


The number of Gs in Gregg Popovich’s first name


Birthday approaching. So, already started getting Happy Birthday emails from websites I haven't visited in years.


People who conjure up sneaky ways to tell you it’s their birthday.

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