2024 NFL Regular Season: g-bebe’s Lamar attempts to slay Dom’s Josh for title of mafia boss
You know, since the Super Bowl periodically i will watch the CBS Sinatra intro cuz it was ****ing magnificent. Halfway t
Be nice if the Steelers had a timeout here. But Tomlin has to Tomlin. Sick of watching these 2 blanda offenses.
sometimes a guy should branch outside his bland shell and plunk the upshot of his lot in life from the totem of hades
2024 NFL POWER RANKINGS - WEEK EIGHT
Superbowl Contenders
1. Chiefs (7-0)
2. Lions (6-1)
3. Ravens (5-3)
4. Bills (6-2)
5. Vikings (5-2)
Playoff Teams
6. Packers (6-2)
7. Eagles (5-2)
8. Texans (6-2)
9. Commanders (6-2)
10. Niners (4-4)
11. Falcons (5-3)
12. Steelers (6-2)
13. Rams (3-4)
Enigmas
14. Bucs (4-4)
15. Bengals (3-5)
16. Seahawks (4-4)
17. Bears (4-3)
18. Cardinals (4-4)
19. Cowboys (3-4)
Better than bad but not good
20. Chargers (4-3)
21. Broncos (5-3)
22. Dolphins (2-5)
23. Browns (2-6)
24. Jets (2-6)
25. Colts (4-4)
Bad teams
26. Jaguars (2-6)
27. Saints (2-6)
28. Raiders (2-6)
29. Giants (2-6)
30. Pats (2-6)
31. Titans (1-6)
32. Panthers (1-7)
From about 15-24 it is hard to rank that grouping. I have Chargers and Broncos quite low, probably much lower than what advanced stats say about them. They just have entirely uninspiring teams.
I'm also very high on Rams with Puka and Kupp back.
I'd probably swap Steelers and Falcons.
Jets still too high.
I am too smart, good looking, nice to continue being a Jets fan. Over. Even if they figure it out and someday win, I'm done with you, ugly fatty we are divorced. Cant do Giants already have hate. I'm going based on uniforms and history... Raiders.
Lions ROAR man, be a Lions fan. You got Tuma, You got McMuffin, what else do you need!?!?
When I was in Vegas years ago I hooked up with this woman who had this insane cutting or bleeding fetish who while blowing me stabbed me with her fingernail right in the head of my dick. It never healed properly and the scar it left was this little but noticeable bump that has never gone awayAs a result, for the better of 10 years, every woman I hooked up with for the firs
Hardest I've laughed all month (and im still laughing as I post this). Thanks SRM!
Also note new thread title!
The Bills are not a Superbowl contender and the Eagles are.
Ravens, Chiefs, Bills.
In that order. Chiefs over Bills due to REFBALL factor.
But it's all MOOT anyway, Lions going all the way.
If Ravens vs Chiefs in the AFC Championship game, Chiefs will be 4 point favorites.
and Chiefs will get a phantom defensive interference in their favor to win the game on the final drive.
the NFL is Scripted!!!
this might be really stupid but will def tip my toe in and check it out
βMonday Night Football' to air alternate βSimpsonsβ broadcast for Bengals-Cowboys in Week 14
Bart will be on the Bengals side, while Homer will ride with the Cowboys. Marge and Lisa will interview players, while the Mannings and Stephen A. Smith will appear in character during the alt-cast. Drew Carter, Mina Kimes and Dan Orlovsky will be Simpson characters calling the game.
DVOA tiers for the OGs in here.
DET
BAL/MIN/KC/BUF
SF/HOU/GB/WAS
DEN/PHI/ATL/LAC/PIT/TB/SEA
Lions ROAR man, be a Lions fan. You got Tuma, You got McMuffin, what else do you need!?!?
Yea I love seeing Det doing well, its just fun. Big game this week.
But aside from being a fan, they are 6-1 ATS. - going off chat gpt. I just assume they are correct. -
If only I would have just bet Lions every week I would have made Mama proud.
In light of recent news, the thread title might need to be “bench me I’m tired.” lol
Stefan Diggs out for season
Colts benching Richardson
**** the panthers man.
Gave away Diontae for free. Happy for you, though, Bebe