Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.
Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life đđ"
It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."
2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.
Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.
Bought a couple sportsballs last night, for the annual toy drive at the American Legion post where I deal.
Each of them were in a carboard container. Not sure how to describe it; not a box, as it didn't fully enclose the ball.
Of course, the barcodes were printed on the ball itself, not the outer container. Naturally, the ball was rotated within the container such that the barcode wasn't immediately accessible.
Really? Not just print it on the container?
I ducking hate autocorrect.
since we're on the subject, my iphone autocorrects in to on and were to we're and it drives me ****ing nuts.
yeah, i and o too close on the keyboard. I get the if/of correction quite a bit. I've always thought it was my fingers, but maybe it's the phone, lol. I also have to change goid to good pretty much every time I try to type good.
People talking about their app sports bets. Nobody gives a **** that you risked less than a Big Mac costs on a 20 team parley, no matter the odds. I have to read about that dumb **** on discord. I have to read about that dumb **** on here. I have a buddy that texts me his dumbass bets. Ugh. NOBODY CARES.
I got the Steelers -3.5 tonight.
But is there a Draft Kings +200 boost? That's what we're all dying to know.
People talking about their app sports bets. Nobody gives a **** that you risked less than a Big Mac costs on a 20 team parley, no matter the odds. I have to read about that dumb **** on discord. I have to read about that dumb **** on here. I have a buddy that texts me his dumbass bets. Ugh. NOBODY CARES.
A+ rant
will read again
People talking about their app sports bets. Nobody gives a **** that you risked less than a Big Mac costs on a 20 team parley, no matter the odds. I have to read about that dumb **** on discord. I have to read about that dumb **** on here. I have a buddy that texts me his dumbass bets. Ugh. NOBODY CARES.
Start charging a vig to listen to, or read about, people's longshot parlays.
Eventually you'll cash in pretty nice.
Tuna salad that's been made, then put in the fridge. It's not supposed to be ice cold. It ****s up the whole flavor profile. It should be cool mayo with room temperature tuna that just came out of a can.
Tuna salad that's been made, then put in the fridge. It's not supposed to be ice cold. It ****s up the whole flavor profile. It should be cool mayo with room temperature tuna that just came out of a can.
Whatâs your take on tuna melts?
My entry:
That Nick Swardson isnât a more popular actor and wealthier than David Spade (5M vs 70M).
David Spade has never made me laugh. Not even ONCE!
Tuna salad that's been made, then put in the fridge. It's not supposed to be ice cold. It ****s up the whole flavor profile. It should be cool mayo with room temperature tuna that just came out of a can.
If you would have stopped your post at tuna salad, I'd be on board.
My mom puts diced apples in her tuna salad and thinks it makes it elite. No. It just makes a bad idea for lunch even worse.
I got tickets to an Ellen taping once and David Spade ended up being the guest. For a week or more I'd just randomly mutter "Mother****ing David Spade". Very disappointing as we thought we were going to get Sandra Bullock and Billy Bob Thornton. They were on the promo tour for Our Brand is Crisis at the time, but we missed them by a day or 2. Instead we got Mother****ing David Spade. We got a copy of his book. I used it to level out the legs on some patio furniture at the place we were staying in California, so not a total loss, I guess. I was in the audience for this:
If you would have stopped your post at tuna salad, I'd be on board.
My mom puts diced apples in her tuna salad and thinks it makes it elite. No. It just makes a bad idea for lunch even worse.
I was going to post almost exactly your first sentence. In fact, I would be fully on board at stopping at tuna.
Barf - yep chopped apples
Matthew McConaughey's Famous Tuna Salad Recipe
Recently, on the "2 Bears, 1 Cave" podcast with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura, McConaughey shared the go-to tuna salad recipe he makes every Sunday and even dubbed himself the âtuna fish salad master maker.â
âIt starts with the base,â he explained. âYou get your good tuna. Next, you want to watch how much lemon and vinegar you add. Add the mayo mixed with some wasabi and then all the rest of the stuff: chopped red onions, dill pickle gherkinsâIâll finely chop the dill pickle gherkinsâand crispy jalapeĂąo chips to give it a little bit of a crunch.â And as if that wasnât enough, McConaughey likes to add some chopped apples and a touch of agave syrup for some sweetness, as well as some corn and frozen green peas.
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me on the record about 'tuna salad'
wontcha notice the ample usage of apple lacking
preface: spouse and i have been on a bit of a tuna melt for dinner kick lately. not a starkist/miracle whip/velveeta kind of kick...more like how can we try to elevate this to something really good because when they're done well they're very very yummy.
last night's version: lightly toast sourdough slices to give them a head start. tuna salad was really good canned albacore (don't skimp on the fish), mayo, capers, cornichons, cracked black, tabasco, and a squeeze of lemon. barely enough ma
Matthew McConaughey's Famous Tuna Salad Recipe
alright alright alright
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Matthew McConaughey you see, is the greatest amateur intellectual of our time. If he says he is the greatest tuna salad maker, then you have to do nothing but sit back and bask in awe.
He's a wizard sandwich maker too!
Take paypal?
guy buys two small backpacks and elects to keep them in a cart all the way to his car.
