English Premier League 2024-25

We need defenders back ASAP

Can't even really hate on anyone in the first half. Hoping they wont score another 3%er. Was an excellent finish from Jimenez.

Completely dominant, need to create more chances and I'm sure it will come against Fulham. They are solid, but will give chances up.

Hardly any point to trying to score from open play. Just get it to the byline and hoof it off people’s shins to win corners.

Balls

Too soon

Feels a bit crap not to win this, but some grit from Fulham.

Now for the main event. Spurs to win 3-0 against Chelsea.

Lol at Arsenal not winning that game as played. Fulham were abysmal.

Looking like the 3 who came up almost certs to go back down and we have what Sheff Utd, Leeds and Burnley again? It's not good.

The most Spurs thing ever is happening

Ffs Romero gone again

Went deep in his bag to get that Cucurella/Cinderella line

Dragusin is not exactly life insurance

Forster is making a claim for the first team spot?

Bissouma my god.

Oh my what a throw

Ange has to prepare for some fat **** chants

Horrendous ball watching by multiple spurs players just leaving 2 guys free behind.

This is an amazing implosion even for spurs

Smart from Sarr that. Palmer going nowhere.

Mate, it's Tottenham.

hearing unconfirmed reports that ange is one bad result away from having a worse record than tim sherwood at spuds

just catching up w today's scores

The Blues putting ARS in the rearview mirror

Palmer's cheeky panenka was a nice touch

I might be reading too much into this, but I'm taking this picture he posted to mean an agreement has been reached. PLEASE.

if god came down and was like hey you know all the teams you hate? well lol give me one of them and I'll use my lightning to make sure that spurs will beat them two out of every three games from now until the end of time, then I would choose arsenal, that's it, the end.

But having said that, there is no team on planet earth I want to beat more than *chelsea* excepting only the goddamn green bay packers who technically and anthropologically are THE WORST. But I hate Chelsea too.

today was most miserable sports watching experience of my life. I couldn't watch spurs/chelsea in real time bc I had some dumb breakfast I couldn't get out of. I mostly avoided phone all day but I have a soccer group chat with my demented cousins and at breakfast I saw that the group chat was now three hundred texts deep so it seemed like something spicy was happening. Also here's something about me: I HATE SPOILERS. I hate spoilers in any manner shape or form, and I spent all day dodging them, but then at dinner when I was finally watching the game, then when spurs were up 2-1 at halftime I got semi upset, when the final result *was spoiled* for me. But I was only semi upset because the reason I'm telling this whole stupid story is that the mother****ing spoiler I read said that spurs WON 4-3

so when chelsea scored to go up 3-2 and were acting like complete ding dongs I was grinning from sea to shining sea because this was going to be the best ending to anything ever, and listen I've never tried heroin but the ocean of schadenfreude rising in my blood I'll bet was like 85% as good as heroin. And then when chelsea who were still winning 3-2 got another pen, well that was a top fifty moment in my life I was cackling I was inwardly shrieking because I already KNEW they would miss it, and that spurs would go on to score two at the death and holy jesus harpooned christ what a day, what a grand day

and then when I saw cole palmer's panenka go in? the goal??? Well for starters I was so confused

and now I'm hammered and here's how the five stages of grief are going stage one DENIAL stage two ANGER stage three COLD BEER stage four WEED GUMMIES stage five STAGE ONE

I missed your posts.

That’s like doubly spursy, if such a thing existed.

The two penalties Tottenham conceded yesterday were amazing. What on earth were they doing?

Fine reading.