Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.
Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life 😀😀"
It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."
2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.
Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.
okay here's an entry:
People having radically different tastes in humor than my own.
there is NO SUCH THING as 'Taste' in Humor... nor should there be.
Beans in the chili with a Frito pie. Such a simple concept, why are you ****ing this up.
NCCA Basketball players wearing yoga pants under their shorts. I don't need Stockton, but come on you like a softball team.imo
this man only wants one type of vegetable at a time
NCCA Basketball players wearing yoga pants under their shorts. I don't need Stockton, but come on you like a softball team.imo
this triggered a flashback to awkward jr high gym classes
except it was flannel long johns
When cops and/or security personnel in movies look more like extras than real.
Beverly Hills Cop has both 😀
Sites that require 2FA, then say something like, "enter the six-digit code we sent you..."
No! Don't give potential hackers any information about how to crack your site.
Also, that united.com apparently can't figure out cookies, making me log in every time. I guess that's more secure (?), not sure if that's the reason.
"Did your finger slip a bit while typing? We don't think so! We think you were being ultra-slick with keyboard shortcuts! So here's a a new window and now all your keys do secondary functions instead of primary ones! Well, why did you ask for it then?"
-my laptop to me every day.
When people rant on social media.
People - especially writers in the media - using the word 'enormity' incorrectly. Come on people, it's not a fancy way of saying "really, really, big". I gave up caring about literally/figuratively, but this one really grinds my gears.
People - especially writers in the media - using the word 'enormity' incorrectly. Come on people, it's not a fancy way of saying "really, really, big". I gave up caring about literally/figuratively, but this one really grinds my gears.
Whenever Stephen A. Smith says "egregious."
People - especially writers in the media - using the word 'enormity' incorrectly. Come on people, it's not a fancy way of saying "really, really, big". I gave up caring about literally/figuratively, but this one really grinds my gears.
enormity
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Phonetic (Standard)
IPA
noun
plural enormities
outrageous or heinous character; atrociousness:
the enormity of war crimes.
Synonyms: heinousness, monstrousness
something outrageous or heinous, as an offense:
The bombing of the defenseless population was an enormity beyond belief.
greatness of size, scope, extent, or influence; immensity:
The enormity of such an act of generosity is staggering.
Synonyms: vastness, hugeness
Dictionary.com disagrees with you, but maybe that was added due to years of misuse.
businesses that spell it shoppe instead of shop .
I'm assuming a 20% above avg markup when I step in there
That people don't understand language is always evolving.
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exibit a: this thread
my same reaction to 'i feel that...' instead of 'i think' or 'i believe'
either stand behind your opinion or quit blowing damnyourlying seeds
and then there's Oswald Bates
the most common of the voices heard in my head while typing posts
Spoiler
not really kidding
that siht unlocked this brain 35 years ago when tv only had four channels plus pbs
Tbh, ‘I feel’ is actually differentiated from ‘I believe’ and even ‘I think’
People paying in coins.
An old lady just threw the entire coffee shop into turmoil as she counted out $14.50 in coins and ended up a few cents short. She was down to 10 cent coins by the end and then had to pull a $5 note out and restart the count.
may i rephrase the context of the question into an either-or scenario for your processing convenience
still willing to stand behind a hunch?
fully acknowledge any attempt to sway opinion is fighting uphill against your user name
always enjoy the post wrath jousting
