Ceres’ Christmas Challenge --> $2 to $6
"The humblest hands often give the greatest gifts"
Accurate. ^^^
In my pursuit of poker greatness™ I am committing myself to one table 2nl cash INDEFINITELY until I make $6 (six dollars), TRIPLING my original stake. Hopefully by or before Christmas Day (2024).
According to my math($), this is going to take anywhere between...what? 1-20hrs?!. I don’t know. It could technically happen in a few orbits which would be less exciting…and I’d be surprised if this works in any other way… lol… but I am 'a beast' and I know I can do this .
Hokay
FAQ:
1) why stop at $6 ceres?
ANSWER: I am not committing more time to this fun exercise than is required. $10 may have a nicer ring to it, but it would require 2x grind and, well… c’mon man
2) are you donating to charity?
ANSWER: why yes I am! I pledge to donate 25% of all my profits to an as yet undisclosed charity upon completion.
$$$$$$$$$$
Right... time to design a preliminary study regime (PSR).
WML. And Merry Christmas
Wow, 3.1.18 is actually my birthday so god wants you to send it to me, clearly
*napkin math* so you're ...six bigfishsmallpond? Did i calc that right?
Truthfully, I don't think you should be gambling online mate. I think you should probably be saving your pennies for the future times
Correct. I can't be anyone's dad - I'm too busy crushing online poker!11!
Challenge update:
Charity stuff is PAID.
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
OK, with that nonsense out the way, I actually have some VERY exciting news to announce.
If you glanced at my final stats you may have noticed this:
Yep, that is not a typo guys. That is my staggering 88.17/bb winrate.
If we do some basic calculations this means @ 88.17bb, I make ..tap..tap..tap…roughly.. $1.76 per 100 hands.
Which means… if I grind 4 tables of fast poker (known to professionals as ‘Zoom ’) this nets me: $17.60 per hour PROFIT. Wow.
As far as I’m aware this is the highest winrate in the history of microstakes poker. On top of this, over this past week I have received a deluge of DMs asking me: ‘Yo Ceres, u coaching bro?’, and…well… after discussing with my advisers I have decided that YES, I will be launching my own coaching service with an accompanying textbook (see first print below)
Current retail price is $39.99 but all readers of this PG&C receive a 25% discount if they use discount code ‘CCC-OFFER’ at checkout. But guys, be warned. I will be reducing this offer by 2% every day from the date of this post (26/12/24). So do grab it while you can.
Coaching is paid per minute because I talk exceptionally fast. Details soon. [Mods- Hopefully this doesn’t break any self promo rules but I’m pretty sure once you read about my insane winrate you will make an exception.]
Lmfao.
A+
lol+
wp, just be careful about burnout
Dont book coaching from this guy, hes a fraud! He says, and i quote, "Charity stuff is PAID. - Ceres, 2024", but he still havent sent me my rightfully earned $0.52!!!!!! If he lies about that kind of stuff, what do you think he will do when you pay him for coaching? Best case scenario, he fleeces you for a couple minutes and you will be none the wiser!
incredible thread ceres
looking forward to your next challenge
whats it going to be
so sick
RNGing right now to see if I should book a session
The book cover 😃
