Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

I worked at a convenience store part-time as a 2nd job for awhile. It was in a low income area and sold mostly beer/alcohol/cigs/lotto tickets.

Can't tell you how many 40oz beers and packs of cigarettes were bought with change, sometimes even a bag of pennies. So annoying!!

Are you saying that you literally have gearing?

This actually makes me smile...

my username is sadly a lie.

It was my Full Tilt handle when I was playing on that site, created because I thought it was uttered by Kevin Spacey in the end scene of Seven. Imagine my consternation when I re-watched it about 5 years later and discovering that he actually says 'Become Wrath'

“I’m a picky eater.”

that's the old lady's favorite saying at meal time as I pick up a crumb off the floor and eat it.

Using a sink in a public restroom and holding my hands under the faucet for > 10 seconds before realizing that it isn't activated automatically.

Also applies to soap dispensers but to a much lesser degree for some silly reason.

forks with three tines
the name isn't by accident

I like it!

I've also recently been cursing restaurant forks which are nearly flat rather than having a decent amount of curvature.

why does haute cuisine keep trying to prevent me from just eating food like i want to

but the ones that are motion activated but you need to have your hands in the absolute perfect spot and held there for a moment should indeed pyo

so my business partner's husband is GM of a large fine dining chain. Gordon Ramsey visited one of their restaurants last week. Was apparently incredibly charming, gave his time to lots of guests, visited the table of several VIPs of the restaurant who were star struck and was really gracious to them in a way that was way way more than expected despite having nothing in it for him. He paid full freight despite being offered the bill to be comped and posed for photos with the chef etc. Then paid a 100% tip in a country where tipping isn't expected or the norm

But all the GM could talk about was how Ramsey spent $500 on a bottle of chardonnay and then put an ice cube in it...and how this showed he was a fraud etc etc.

like, stfu and let him drink how he wants you pretentious ****

thanks for that story wrath, an example of many things to question if we find ourselves doing something similar

Legit LOL

People who hate Jake from State Farm.....iykyk

This pussy family thinking asian google grandpa who can't handle losing at othello or whatever they are playing. It would be to a black guy, but he seems like a welcomed guest.

When reviewing a restaurant on tripadvisor, there are three price selection: Cheap Eats, Mid-range, or Fine Dining.

PMO when one of the follow-up questions is something like, "is this a mid-priced restaurant?" I just ****ing told you.

Coffee that tastes like dirty bathwater... goddamn it!

The phrasing, "the pussy family".

But...could be the Kardashians

people who use 'lol' 'ha ha' or '!!!!' or sth similar at the end of texted/emailed sentences where they have written/tried to write something funny.

food so tasty that it's even tasty post-meal when you burp.

Lulz!...

? When exactly is this used??