Mike Matusow Containment Thread

Hellmuth probably pimps him out to private games and events where he couldn't be bothered to show up

"My appearance fee is $50K or you can have Mike for $5"

If Mike wins this bracelet he will be a lock for the HOF next year, having proven his longevity in poker!

He made a big profit last Series, so Hellmuth is probably OK with the average.

Matusow should probably just play $1500 or so tournaments, which he has a huge edge in, and the ME.

Total scumbag.

KNEW that he was sick, probably with a contagious stomach virus (which are horribly contagious) and played anyway. Puked at at least two tables. FOH.

Mike Matusow
@themouthmatusow
Finished 10 th in the closer out of 3300 people without ever having more then 20 bb in the entire tournament! Somehow picked up tens 3 rd hand back from dinner and ran into jacks to finish off my worst wsop ever! Extremely sick last 48 hrs I fought to the end and for that I’m proud!

2024, and there are still ****ing people who brag that "I was sick but still went to work", thinking theyll be seen as a hero by their peers.

Uh, no, youre just an ******* who got everyone else sick when you could have stayed home.

why does anyone give a crap what this idiot says or does?

Bc I'm not one of these dipshits who stops for a car crash on the high way slowing up traffic. So I need to watch car wrecks online.

Matusow is a piece of work.

Wow he played the 10k 6max lmao.
Nice game selection Mikey.

Know his film is out.

$3 to rent.
$10 to buy.

Tough choice. 😵

To be fair, this is probably their first "real" production

LOL

Not to mention ....

Isai

Dikshit

Jack Binion,

Bobby Baldwin

Henry Orenstein, who invented the hole card camera (and the Transformers)

Steve Lipscomb

Mason Malmuth and David Sklansky

"Chicago Joey" Ingram

Amarillo Slim Preston

I can not watch it from Austria(amazon prime doesnt have it in Austria). Any options beside amazon prime?

I'm sure he does believe that but he's one of the most delusional human beings ever.

If MM never played a hand of poker,there would be zero difference in poker today.

This documentary is two hours of unorganized rambling of Matusow talking about 1) how bad his pain is and 2) how he never, ever, wins a pot.

He's also shirtless for 30-40% of it.

I wouldn't watch it for free

never change mikey mike

Pretty much, at his best he was sidekick villain in High Stakes Poker.

That tweet is unbelievable... Has to be some hardcore levelling right?

Sounds like his WSOP vlogs. Aside from the shirtless bit.

It was not the worst poker documentary I have watched. Could it have been better? Sure. But it was not terrible and I found it to be an interesting watch. Could have been a little less focused on the injury and more focused on his poker career, but the injury is a big part of his life.

The podcast he did with matt berkey the other day was comedy. So many memes should come out of the things he was saying. Absolutely delusional and was tweaking the entire interview

There's an editing style that came from social media, youtubers, etc.. Where they chop up a sentence like 5 or 10 times every couple of words. Sometimes they discard the silences and the ummmhs.

Maybe in this style the error could be deleted or maybe even swapped in order, without being noticeable. By cutting every time, a cut won't feel weird.

But then again it wouldn't be a trailer like the ones you imagine before a hollywood movie, but a modern trailer, like an ad you get on tiktok or youtube.