Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.
Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life 😀😀"
It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."
2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.
Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.
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This pussy family thinking asian google grandpa who can't handle losing at othello or whatever they are playing. It would be to a black guy, but he seems like a welcomed guest.
may we first push pause for a second in our familiar race to break this post down
but as demanded next i'll go and play the role of reversi card to start the othello connection
Othello has been one of Shakespeare's most popular plays, both among playgoers and literary critics, since its first performance, spawning numerous stage, screen, and operatic adaptations. Among actors, the roles of Othello, Iago, Desdemona, and Emilia (Iago's wife) are regarded as highly demanding and desirable. Critical attention has focused on the nature of the play's tragedy, its unusual mechanics, its treatment of race, and on the motivations of Iago and his relationship to Othello. Originally performed by white actors in dark makeup, the role of Othello began to be played by black actors in the 19th century.
Shakespeare's major source for the play was a novella by Cinthio, the plot of which Shakespeare borrowed and reworked substantially. Though not among Shakespeare's longest plays, it contains two of his four longest roles in Othello and Iago.
post smarter not harder
Tim Allen.
ice cubes
That vegetarians et al can order special meals on a plane, but I can't make sure mine has some meat in it.
protein
and how everybody uses it as some go-to / power word.
protein is delicious
milk was the first thing that came to my mind, but to each their own.
People driving 85 in the left lane holding up traffic..
"this sophomore is 24 years old because he did a stint in the navy"
"god bless our veterans, can you imagine spending 3 months on a ship without your being able to constantly access wifi on your phone?"
protein
so your all for and support the equivalent of a kazakhstani penny
makes sense to me
te·in
/ˈtāin/
a monetary unit of Kazakhstan
equal to one hundredth of a tenge
People shooting off their leftover fireworks on Jan 4.
Don't buy more than you can light on NYE, dumbass! At least have enough stamina to stay awake long enough to explode your entire inventory. If you can't do that, save your leftovers until July 4.
It shouldn't piss me off because it doesn't really impact anything I'm doing. It's way before my bedtime, and my dogs don't care. It's kind of annoying like a mosquito buzzing, but that's about the extent of it.
anyone who pronounces Uranus anything other than "your anus"
"My Anus" doesn't sound right tho
Neptune
**** that planet
On that same subject, people who have strong feelings about wanting Pluto to still be classified as a planet, as if having 9 planets is some time-honored tradition for millenia that's been ruined by egghead astronomers. It's not even the first time it's happened; Ceres was considered a planet when they first discovered it and then later they were like nah.
Pluto is good for one thing only
leveling up my High Card
/balatro nerd
Saw a documentary on Pluto. Turns out, the real reason for the declassification is the beings there were using up all their plutonium, and the planet was shrining. All very hush-hush, only one intrepid scientist had the nerve to expose this.
Or maybe the fact that if Pluto is a planet, so is every damned comet?
no u, don't see any comets on this map, therefore none exist!
Uh-huh. And Pluto has a regular orbit that doesn't cross inside Neptune's. And all planets are within two solar radii of the sun's center. Checks out!
