Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.
Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life 😀😀"
It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."
2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.
Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.
People saying it's like a bomb went off. No, you've never seen a bomb go off. It's an insane wildfire, which is plenty of description for the devestation.
I got two emails, one each from "Comcast" and "XFINITY" telling me I my email was full, and things were going to pending status. I needed to address this immediately.
PMO that Comcast's own filtering didn't handle these obvious spams.
Anyone walking slowly, even if they aren’t anywhere near me.
that there's a ton of stuff which is not deserving of tips such as counter orders, drive thrus, pickups, etc and they always jam the tip button down your throat and you need to hit extra buttons for no tip right in front of their face as they look at you
even worse, over xmas was at a spot in nyc and the bottom option for counter service orders was 25% with the other two being 30% and 35% so i happily found the other button for no tip, at least give a reasonable tip rate
needed a haircut badly while on the road this fall and after first two barbershops in kansas city that i popped into were full i bit the bullet and stopped at a great clips
haircut took a whole 10 minutes and when i went to pay the minimum tip option was in dollar amounts and not as a percentage (but she was a nice woman etc so i had to tip something) so of course i take the bottom option and ended up tipping $8 on a $15 haircut which is just bonkers (but i could justify it because even with the tip that's cheaper than another barbership without tip)
but haircut sucked
that there's a ton of stuff which is not deserving of tips such as counter orders, drive thrus, pickups, etc and they always jam the tip button down your throat and you need to hit extra buttons for no tip right in front of their face as they look at you
even worse, over xmas was at a spot in nyc and the bottom option for counter service orders was 25% with the other two being 30% and 35% so i happily found the other button for no tip, at least give a reasonable tip rate
I remember seeing a post about someone who had roofing work or something like that done on their house, and there was a tip option on the invoice. Would you like to tip 15 or 20 percent on this $6,332.17 job?
I'm sure that should piss everyone off but it's also probably worth it for the shmuckle ****s that actually tip.
have you reached the point of profiling between lumber or amble?
I'm sure that should piss everyone off but it's also probably worth it for the shmuckle ****s that actually tip.
good to see you l_b_r...been a bit
I hate hate hate slow walkers. I profile between lumbering, shuffling, and slowpokes.
I define lumbering as when someone appears to require greater effort than normal to walk. There's typically exaggerated lateral movement, possibly because of lower body injury. Most homeless and elderly people are lumberers.
Shuffling is when someone drags their feet when they walk. You can hear a shuffler walking from a block away. Shufflers are people who either have given up on life completely, are heavily medicated/intoxicated, or are lazy good-for-nothings.
Slowpokes are perfectly healthy able bodied people who make a conscious decision to walk irritatingly slowly just because they're inconsiderate yambags who give zero ****s about disrupting the walkflow of everyone around them. They're usually holding their phones 2 inches from their face all day as they slowpoke around aimlessly.
People who talk on the phone at the grocery store. Often obnoxiously about the price of things or some other crap from their daily life that Nobody needs to hear about while you decide which 4 bags of cookies you want to buy.
People who talk on the phone at the grocery store using Facetime who can't see where they're going deserve to be 86'd from the facilities.
that there's a ton of stuff which is not deserving of tips such as counter orders, drive thrus, pickups, etc and they always jam the tip button down your throat and you need to hit extra buttons for no tip right in front of their face as they look at you
even worse, over xmas was at a spot in nyc and the bottom option for counter service orders was 25% with the other two being 30% and 35% so i happily found the other button for no tip, at least give a reasonable tip rate
But it was Xmas !!! The season of giving !!!
People who talk on the phone at the grocery store. Often obnoxiously about the price of things or some other crap from their daily life that Nobody needs to hear about while you decide which 4 bags of cookies you want to buy.
People who talk on the phone at the grocery store using Facetime who can't see where they're going deserve to be 86'd from the facilities.
A few months back, as I was walking out of an aisle with my cart, I had to stop because another guy with a cart was walking past the intersection. I got about halfway out and backed up when I saw him. As he walked by, he was talking on the phone and loudly said, "Some ******* almost hit me with his cart."
A few months back, as I was walking out of an aisle with my cart, I had to stop because another guy with a cart was walking past the intersection. I got about halfway out and backed up when I saw him. As he walked by, he was talking on the phone and loudly said, "Some ******* almost hit me with his cart."
At that point you are already 'some *******' in their mind so might as well have some fun and roll up on their achilles in the next aisle and earn that moniker.
I concur.
Also they* are trying to figure out which 4 cookies they want to buy.
The slow speed at which this week feels like it's going.
IceT's voice. Now he's doing commercials.
I am ruing the fact that I can no longer enjoy myself like I used to...
