2024 NFL Game Thread - Divisional Round

just like everything else in our lives
the result is preordained
for some reason the scales keep tipping toward those possessing the richest thumb prints
buckle up folks
shits about to get exponentially worse

The towel.

It has been thrown.

They punted to the Chiefs so the Chiefs could run some clock and score. That will end the game quicker so we won’t waste as much time watching this. Nice.

Chiefs run hotter than Jamie Gold winning the WSOP

Church

That would only be like Gold had a mechanic at all of his tables dealing to him.

Butker sending the Texans back to the kitchen

This is really good stuff here!

OMG throw the ball

I think Chiefs ML was the most free True Facebook Lock of the Century.

CJ gotta realize this is not the time to run

TD and onside kick recovery ONE TIME

Backdoor cover time

that's an obvious catch

That's a catch except against the Chiefs

this

Who is Russell Yurk

Not enough to overturn at all

Ref guy: ‘I don’t see any way they overturn it’

It’ll be overturned

Troy doesn't know what a catch is anymore. That's because you can't spell complete without CTE.

holy moly how did he catch that

Wow. Nico is god

"Sorry Chiefs bettors" would've been epic.

NICO over 75 yards YES

Now I just need 6 more points

Did Ryans just call timeout at the 2 minute warning?