Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

Second recycling bin?
I just called my waste company, Republic Services, and told them that there was no way in hell that I was going to do their job for them by separating everything and allowing them to extract value from my work by reselling the recyclables, so they had better come pick up their unused container asap. They showed up the next day to pick up their unused bin.

People who use the phrase "pot committed" as a rationalization to indulge themselves in the sunk cost fallacy.

people who three/four bet fold because they don't realize that they are already pot committed.

folding

No Limit Holden

Sometimes you just have to Caulfield.

❤️

"The cards were dealt, and I watched her go on a heater. All new players try to run the table, and so did old Phoebe, and I was sort of afraid because they started playing H.O.R.S.E., and she didn't know those games, but I didn't say or do anything. The thing with new players is, if they want to sit with the sharks, you have to let them do it, and not say anything. If they go busto, they go busto, but it is bad to say anything to them."

All this poker talk. Not why I come to twoplustwo.

People who put a blue light in their front lamppost in an effort to trick people into thinking it is a cop.

I also have beautiful penmanship.

either free hand or implement assisted i bet i'll give you a run for your money
but i wouldn't particularly characterize it as beautiful

Prove it...

When my son-in-law did this (legitimately) and I asked what it meant, my next utterance was "Dumbass!"

This is a thing?

I believe they do it in an attempt to slow the traffic in front of their house. 3 people have them on my regular routes.

Schu, I'll be back...

Your 'i's are missing cute little hearts.

*curtsy*

That technical is the tits... I stand corrected!

That may be the first time I've ever seen someone cross their 2

The 2 but not the 7 surprised me.

27 is indeed a man of mystery.

That's more of an errant dash in 2-7, I was writing fast.

when I have to write anything these days, my hand literally goes numb and I get cramps, and my writing looks like I am hold the pen like this...

I've completely lost the motor skills to 'write' effectively. at least when I have a stroke in the near future, I wont have lost much.

That sounds… concerning.