Stuff you would do if you were the President

Every day, at some point, preferably some dramatic moment, I would say "Just another day in the office... the oval office."

i had some good ideas!

If the parliament doesn't do what I want, I would simply declare martial law.

I would start a trade war with some neighbor and close ally I wouldn't have to worry about otherwise.

I would seize some existing warzone and make it a billionaires amusement park where all vices are allowed + you can hunt your fellow man for sport!

I would become president so I could avoid jail.

I would sell my presidency to some billionaire; let him run the show while I keep appearances & go golfing otherwise.

I would resign.

I would immediately hire a worthless airhead whore for my vice president that manged to sleep her way to the top AG position in the most populous state, and then surround myself with idiotic idealistic polyanist lesbians and transvestites that would try and culture shift the country into their own personal perverse idealism that included brainwashing a whole generation of children into homosexual lifestyles thru indoctrination at the scholastic level.

Then I would immediately go on vacation for four years and leave the entire checkbook on the counter with every check pre-signed and the amount left blank.

I would turn meetings with other heads of state into the Jerry Springer show. Great ratings!

Calm down.

If I was president I'd ban any mod that locked one of my threads.

I don't see no debate or argument here. In fact, if I were the president, I forbade such a thing!

If I were president I would probably get assassinated.

takes two to tango...

for sure. not yet. just forewarning. won't bring actual politics to this forum. heh.

no u

If I were the President, I would de-politicize everything and just make it about me!

I would dry hump a goat.

I would turn eggs into rich man's food, like caviar; which is also eggs. Not many people know that!

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