BBV Anonymous Confessions
As seen on SomethingAwful, I bring you BBV's own Anonymous Confessions thread! This is the thread where you tell us about something you've done - gross, horrifying, evil, incestuous, or mancrushes on other posters - without ever letting the Internet know whose Internet nickname was behind the ickyness.
Rules:
-I will post (almost) anything you send me at [email="[email protected]"][email protected][/email] (lol old dead spam trap account) in this thread without your name/email attached. If you're horrified of discovery, make a throwaway email account and send your confession from there.
-No forum drama, confessions to recent violent felonies, or dumb fake stories (if you're sending a fake story it should pass the 'is this obviously BS' test.) All other entries are acceptable.
-Stories will be posted in the next 1-2 hours, around 12 PM (or whenever I feel like waking up) and periodically throughout the day.
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Ok, here we go, anonymous account and all. I was lucky enough to get out of the market near the top of the tech bubble. Took my money and invested it in some rental apartments. I was also stupid enough to think that I could manage them myself without killing myself. That lasted a few months before I hired a company to do it for me. But not before some sex-for-rentamanets. Which
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Ok, here we go, anonymous account and all. I was lucky enough to get out of the market near the top of the tech bubble. Took my money and invested it in some rental apartments. I was also stupid enough to think that I could manage them myself without killing myself. That lasted a few months before I hired a company to do it for me. But not before some sex-for-rentamanets. Which
legendary post, anyone still got the pics?
I went 5 days without sleep, because if I go to sleep there is a chance I go blind.I was a sophomore in college, it was a Thursday. I am going to bed because I have to be up at 5am to lifeguard the next day. As I am getting ready for bed, I rub my left eye and both my eyes go blurry, like when my contacts are dry. I take my contacts out, and my eyes are still blurry. I find thi
Seems like they might of given you some messed up eye drops or mixing the two different eye drops caused a chemical reaction?
I had what they told me was a pretty severe scratching of my cornea, the pain in my eyes was insane. They gave me pain meds (vicadin) I think and just told me to rest. Was back to normal after around 3 days.
The pain was so bad that if I knew it wasn't stupid and would blind me cutting out my eye balls seemed like an appealing option from a pain perspective. (Before the pain meds which thankfully made it much more tolerable)
Ok, here we go, anonymous account and all. I was lucky enough to get out of the market near the top of the tech bubble. Took my money and invested it in some rental apartments. I was also stupid enough to think that I could manage them myself without killing myself. That lasted a few months before I hired a company to do it for me. But not before some sex-for-rentamanets. Which
20 year anniversary would have been last year
Oh, she would have murdered him many years ago.
Great bump!
I might [strike]of[/strike] have kinda [strike]went[/strike] gone from dumpster diving for food for a month straight, no electricity at home to a milly+, multiple businesses, coke, hookers, gambling to going clean to having a wife and a kid, and back to broke, single and homeless alcoholic in the span of 4 years.
Also hypothetically a dream I owe about $400k in taxes, and have the equivalent of IRS and DEA + Homeland Security on my ass.
Life is beautiful
I now might be hiding in a country out of the EU.
Thank you for listening to my TED Talk
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I might [strike]of[/strike] have kinda [strike]went[/strike] gone from dumpster diving for food for a month straight, no electricity at home to a milly+, multiple businesses, coke, hookers, gambling to going clean to having a wife and a kid, and back to broke, single and homeless alcoholic in the span of 4 years.Also hypothetically a dream I owe about $400k in taxes, and have
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I might [strike]of[/strike] have kinda [strike]went[/strike] gone from dumpster diving for food for a month straight, no electricity at home to a milly+, multiple businesses, coke, hookers, gambling to going clean to having a wife and a kid, and back to broke, single and homeless alcoholic in the span of 4 years.Also hypothetically a dream I owe about $400k in taxes, and have
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