POG Politics Thread Version 3

White House got a new dumpster

So lucky. It needs a Trump wrap!

Oh, I see Kamala is drunk as a skunk again.

Channeling the zeitgeist of the suburban wine mom.

In the last apartment I rented, there was a wine rack AND a wine fridge.

I bought some colored bottles to Putin the wine rack and kept my dog food in the wine fridge.

I get more of a weed vibe from her, or maybe a benzo

Gummy mommies

And you simply cannot shame me over voting for Kamala, I voted for George W Bush TWICE. I am horrible at voting.

do you just vote for whoever is more into drugs?

It's an ethos

He looks like a deranged turtle who survived a grease fire

When are you getting your new Tesla?

In this economy?

You'll be MAKING the economy! A damn American hero.

He looks like you left a hotdog in the microwave for seventeen minutes.

He looks like the gizzard of an emu with a chromosome deficiency.

He looks like a crableg dessicated by a heatlamp at Golden Corral.

He looks like his own mushroom shrimp dick.

He looks like he applies his makeup with a trowel and a scrub daddy.

He looks like bait for a hagfish.

Mark, aren't you the financial-sensibility guy?

Stretch Armstrong had to get a job as a country club caddie after losing too much elasticity on a beach trip.

Are you tired of the "nanny state" making sure that you aren't being poisoned by cheapskates and hucksters?

Do you wish your community would focus more on extracting surplus value from your daily life and less on improving the living conditions in your neighborhood?

Have you ever wondered how you would actually fare in the Blade Runner universe?

Wonder no longer!!

The people who have ended all reasonable expectations of privacy in your communications, transactions, and entertainments have a bold new idea - cede them control over everything else in your life and call it "Freedom"!

Now you too can witness your 12 year old daily risk disfigurement in a domestic (read: patriotic) industrial [strike]camp[/strike] campus where they will learn important life lessons, such as: viewing humans as tools, kissing up to avoid being beaten down, and that they are to blame for the failings of others.

Sign up now for your chance to be launched into space as a guinea pig!

This is why Papa Marx taught us to analyze our political situation via materialism instead of abstractions.

Everything is made up

american hero
nazi hero
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That's just a negative way of saying that Tesla's and EVs in general are getting more affordable to own.

Where do I sign?

I just want to stress that the microwave was on the entire seventeen minutes.