Seeking playtesters: Awesome new No Limit game
Hello everyone,
I'm looking for players who want to try out during a cash game and review here a new NL poker variant.
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It works as a meme only through the vertical axis. Through the horizontal axis, it becomes a coded message then.
And aesthetically it contains balance, harmony and peace. I created this as something to chill out and stare at, because lately I'm in this "gold rush" state of mind as you've probably already noticed.
There's obviously a lot more to win than to lose if you decide to be a playtester of NL TSP:
(+) Good scenario
♥ You could win some $$$ at the table
♣ You could become a part of poker history
♦ TSP could become your favorite game
♠ You could have a new subject to study
(-) Bad scenario
♥ You could lose some $$$ at the table
♣ You could waste your time
♦ You could feel being deceived by a troll
♠ You could lose some trust for your risk instinct
Tldr for thread:
Simply put, OP wants to simply play a form of slots and poker. It's all quite simple, if you read the instructions (theyre super simple) he made with the coloured border
Glad I found this thread! Someone at the tables was talking about this game and about how he thought it was going to displace PLO as the game of the future, but I was having trouble following the rules as he described them. When I got home and googled it and found this thread, but more importantly, I got to see the color square frame that illustrates the rules. Now, I understand the hype that is already taking over my local cardroom!
P.S. We got the floor to put up an interest list for 5/5 TSP, but we only had four names, so the game didn't go. I chalk that up to most people not knowing what "TSP" is, and the board probably couldn't explain it to people who were asking. I'm going to print out the color square frame and bring it to the casino so the board can show it to people who ask.
To be honest, if you made this game and there was a way to try it for free online, I and I'm sure many others would give it a try. If you actually create the game, you can get some feedback. Colored borders, Pros and Cons, and lame memes aren't going to get you anywhere.
A) To be honest, if you made this game and there was a way to try it for free online, I and I'm sure many others would give it a try.
B) If you actually create the game, you can get some feedback.
C) Colored borders, Pros and Cons, and lame memes aren't going to get you anywhere.
A - Glad to hear that !
B - Before I or some other people do anything with the game, it must be playtested at least once.
C - My "half-memes" are only 50% funny, I must admit.
It must be real money. You can't play poker in Poland, where I live.
do you not have any friends with cash you can ask to play with you that won't call the police?
do you not have any friends with cash you can ask to play with you that won't call the police?
The polish law (stated in 2009) has led to a situation that I don't have any friends here who know how to play poker. And even if they could, I still would be paranoid about it because this country isn't normal. Even if this was just a single micro stakes cash game.
In 2011 there was a small live tournament held in Poland (about 100 players, probably a small buy-in) and tens of policemen (armed) got inside during the game and all players were having accusation problems since then.
Here, the sports betting is ok, national lottery is ok, alcohol is ok, James Bond playing poker is ok, but poker itself is evil. Fortunately, designing new poker variants is still legal, hahaha.
The best thing about playtesting is that it lets the money speak. Money will tell everything. Players will only need to translate this into right actions and then into words.
I think that's beautiful. I also want to explain why it took me 18 years to find and recognize this poker game - I knew that I will be given only one real chance, so that is the main reason. When you have only 1 try, you can't afford making the wrong choice.
And from the playability perspective, the main question will be - is the game good enough to compensate for the slightly slow live game mechanics.
The best thing about playtesting is that it lets the money speak. Money will tell everything. Players will only need to translate this into right actions and then into words.
Spoiler
Im willing to playtest, whats the pay?
I'm not paying any $$$ for playtesting. The game will reward you with money if you play well.
In addition to my previous post with the graphic, according to my latest research, the language I speak (Polish) turns out to be the only popular language in the world which calls a straight flush a "poker". So the royal flush is called "poker krolewski". When you combine this with the fact that my game TSP actually explains the royal flush symbolics, it creates quite a tilting water for my point of view.
If my game gets popular in the future, I hope players won't get angry at me too much if they lose a lot of money playing it. I guess I'll have to live where I live to be safe or hire bodyguards if polish law returns to legalizing poker one day. I can imagine these phone calls at night, saying: "Hello. You know what, I went almost completely broke while playing your game. I want to meet you in person next week, maybe this will cheer me up."
After the game gets playtested at least once (with positive opinions), I'm planning to contact some casinos in Austria, maybe they will take a closer look at this game, too. 😀
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I can imagine these phone calls at night, saying: "Hello. You know what, I went almost completely broke while playing your game. I want to meet you in person next week, maybe this will cheer me up."
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Grazvydas (Bondurant) seems to be pretty fixated on PLO4 at this point, but perhaps one day he'll catch the Triple Slot Poker bug!
Grazvydas (Bondurant) seems to be pretty fixated on PLO4 at this point, but perhaps one day he'll catch the Triple Slot Poker bug!
Yes, I think PLO players are able to tell more about TSP, although the game is played No Limit, so NLHE players opinion is still also very important here.
TSP is an accelerated version of NLHE where the accelerator is a chess-like gameplay element. If this connection works perfectly, then it might even turn out that the game strategy complexity is deep enough to surpass NLHE and PLO together 😀
Let's patiently wait for the playtests being made first. Ah, and keep posting guys, the more posts, the quicker we'll find the 1st playtest table 
Exactly. It has even stronger meaning now.
If you type 'super simple rules' one more time, I am going to reach through your computer screen and strangled the f*** out of you.
You wouldn't do that to the king, would you ?
