Proper gambler

I'm learning a skill. Making +EV bets.

Played a few hands of 5plo. Won $2.48.

blew the roll playing $82s. redeposited and blew another $82. then blew another $82.

next week playing 5nl. quit mtts.

Quitters never win

MTTS are for fishes. Play cash and look for marks. if you cant find the sucker within 30 mins of playing I am the sucker.

Don't be like worm and play blackjack. Also don't be like Mike and playing under rolled in huge games relative to my bankroll.

If im going to play mtts only play $5.50s with $110 i will deposit this week.

Playing 1 $82 more likely to bust than playing 20+ mtt entries at $5.50.

I can afford to deposit $250-$300 a fortnight. 3 months of doing this i should have roll for $11s

We are going to a proper gambler and play PLO cash.

playing 100nl with $45 roll.

Smart, casino games are -EV

I quit online. going to go play live mtts.

I will be back playing online next week. I blew $285 tonight in the space of probably 2 hours gambling on spins and MTTs and cash games

I will be back playing poker.

I want a gold digging woman. So i need to play lots of poker and win heaps of moniez.

I will be playing cash games next week. 5NL

Okay I aim to play solely cash games this week.

Goal

Play 65 hours of poker 4 tabling.

wish me luck.

I got you bro, because you got me.

**** them all up

Yeah bro. ur a tourney player and I can see you playing super high rollers with hot chicks watching u play.

just busted $170 playing 500nl. was up to $250 at one point. I can clearly beat the game.

Going to deposit another $125 and try and play 5nl and $5.50 mtts and below.

turned the $125 into $1100 and lost the lot. 500NL and $100 spins.

Going to play $5.50 mtts and below next week with $80 roll. I aim to play 15 mtts next week. Now cold shower for 5 mins.

Man we pro at spinning up and down, back again and then down and then back again.
Like a ****ing Yoyo.

Gl bro with the $80.

yeah I ran up playing $100 spins and won $600 off 1 $100 spin. but then lost 4 in a row. I did play some $11 mtts cashed in a few.
I got it all in $500 playing 500nl on the flop in a 50/50 spot and he held and we lost.

if I won that hand I would of gone back to playing 11s for probably a short time then degen again.

You should team up with chany and be some kind of superdonkspewdegen team like the anti Ateam of poker.
When u on a draw and you need to get real lucky who are you gonna call?

Not the degen brothers of poker always hoping to hit it big and were brm is just 3 letters we put or roll on the line in one session and r just the unluckiest players you know,
join us on the quest to make a deposit last longer then a week.

I plan to deposit every week and build the roll. but playing $100 spins is stupid. I should of just played $11 mtts and even $1100 is small bankroll for $11s.

I got job though.

now I will play 2 mtts a day a $5.50 and $3.30 bounty and try and play 14 mtt entries min this week. if I can play 20 that would be super meaning other $5.50s on my day off.

focus on MTT volume goals rather than $.

I am going to deposit $125 to play $5.50 MTT's and below.

Goals

Run 9km
Do 300 pushups
Do 450 crunches
Do 300 Squats
Do 75 pullups
Play 20 MTTs min.
Stretch 15 mins daily.
Have Cold Showers daily 2x min. 5 min showers.
Clean the house everyday. washing and dishes.
Work 25-30 hours at job.
Eat 1500-2500 calories a day.
Brush teeth twice a day.

Dude with those goals you will BE COOKING IN NO TIME!!!!
PILEUPTHECOINS BROTHER!!!!