Stuff you would do if you were the President

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Too many foreigners in BBV.

Make the first two days of the NCAA Tournament a national holiday.

I'd also do one of the following two ideas:

Mandate that the NFL move the Super Bowl to Saturday Night so people don't have to work the next morning. It won't affect the players because they already have the bye week before it.

Or

Make the Monday after the Super Bowl a National holiday.

Ban all political ads until 2 weeks before an election.

Nationally legalize online poker, with a prison term of life for collusion.

Once these are done, I'd resign.

I would bail on my friends.

I would govern in a way that every morning, people would ask themselves: "What weird **** will he be up to today?"

I would require the ESC going back to announcing every single point in three languages!

I would get rid of boring names for bills; call them "The Great Good Bill" or w/e.

I would eat poke bowls with a big spoon.

If I was at a sports event, I would just keep the trophy for the winner for myself. What they gonna do? 🙂

I would rename the Department of Defence as the Department of War and then rally for Nobel Peace Prize.

Rejoin the British empire and stop this failed colonial experiment nonsense.

I would just tear down the White House.

I would post on 2+2.

I would fire gamma rays into my ****

I would party like the Great Gatsby.

I would call people communists.

I would buy in extra-strength diapers

I would obsess about renovating the White House toilets.

make Nuno Bettencourt play the national anthem on guitar at every official function

I would demand naming sports stadiums after me!

Id fall asleeep during meetings so I could own the libs in my sleep

I'd wonder if I was as good at ... you know..... as Nancy Reagan

Voting age 21-80, with ID...

I would run for a third term.