THE Official 2024 PGA Tour Season Thread

don't sleep on ANWA this week

Watching Brian Harman is painful

Harman trying to pull a dook here or what?

to be fair the conditions are brutal

no better migrane cure than when left-handed brains go hard man
everything after is so mind-numbingly slow and texas crudeness thick nobody notices who won the valero and confused it with some third time winner of the burlington maple sap open

probably get faster leaderboard results subscribing to some sort of sloth procreation videos on a local zoological society facebook
or pennzoil commercials with tractor master arnie 'inventor of mixing lemonade with caffeine' palmer

Justin Thomas wins the Masters, you're welcome

ROARS gets his slam

Straka for your long shot option

The wheel has spoken, never go against the wheel

some combination of puttering irons always wins the masters

I'd love to see Rory do it, but I think he's getting into Norman territory with the Masters. Hopefully I'm wrong.

Honorary Starters ceremony about to go down on the official site

Gary Player is unreal. Would never guess he's 89.

The Olden Bear isn't moving too well.

Didn't see Watson.

Rosey Palms doing WORK

Rahm ready to snap his driver in half already lol

sick bunker shot ROARS

ROSE RECOGNIZE

Unbelievably good leaderboard through day 1.

McIlroy/Scheffler leading the way somehow overshadowed by your friends at Morgan Stanley.

Not what anyone would have signed up for, but I'd be delighted with a Rose win.

ruh-roars

jon rahng living rent free inside his own head

two doubles in three holes

Oh dear Rory

tnt plus nitroglycerin mixed with bleach and vinegar to form a win of regret is more stable than the mental state of clark and rahm pair together
in other news announcers predict a gust of commercial free wind tomorrow while tommy flights three woods into friday masters greens

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LIV sucked the competitive spirit from the Spaniard

a shell of his former self