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No, I'm not going to the effin Bahnhofsviertel for a Doner, M

02 June 2025 at 08:41 PM
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by suitedjustice

Surprisingly low arrogance quotient for the French.

As the Thread OP with that fabulously creative French thread title 😉 and based on my great successes studying the French language from high school age (😃) and other connections I feel compelled to tell you that despite their dubious reputation, somewhat strange eating habits, and them being made fun of all the time, most French actually tend to be rather nice folks. Exceptions apply.

by suitedjustice

There can't be many of those, unless people from other countries are using them as some sort of insurance or tax scheme.

Hey, we are not a lawless dictatorship like the... oh well let's change the subject. So yeah the Germaniac or whatever other Finanzamt (IRS) will likely come after you if you do that. To live in Luxembourg as a foreigner, you need to be really rich. There are actually some Germaniacmöllers who live in the small German-speaking part of Belgiummöller or other, mostly border areas of Mr. mmkaymöller or Henk, Henk from Hollandmöller mostly for tax reasons. But in order for this to work you need to actually live there. Or you need to be really rich then ofc you can do many things us peasants will never be able to do.

Actually the border area of Germaniacmöller and Henk, Henk from Hollandmöller is pretty nice, at least the southern part, not sure about the northern part, I've been there multiple times for various reasons. A bit boring but nice countryside scene. As a senior citizen I could totally imagine living there, I mean where else would you go, you don’t wanna end up in Denmark.

Ah, actually now that I think of it, as we know from our daily experience Denmarkians tend to be pretty nice too and with maybe 5-10 °C global warming, which seems to be realistic given the current state of affairs, maybe southern Denmark would not be that bad. There would also be a lot of sea level rise, most of Henk, Henk from Hollandmöller will be underwatermöller anyways, so even more area to relax your senior bladder in Southern Denmarkmöller. I need to consider this in future planning.


by Sheep86

Sheep prolly spots a couple of 'em per year on average. They are somewhat rare, but they're a lot more common than Liechtensteiner or Sammarinese license plates, for instance.

I see them regularly.


PLO8 FT 1/5


1/4


1/3



heads up


Shipped it! 😀



But how much did you lose? I lost in daytrading. Thanks Ayatollah.


no lose, that was one of two tourneys I entered today.


Is that the most you've won at poker?


by FWWM

Actually the border area of Germaniacmöller and Henk, Henk from Hollandmöller is pretty nice, at least the southern part, not sure about the northern part, I've been there multiple times for various reasons. A bit boring but nice countryside scene. As a senior citizen I could totally imagine living there, I mean where else would you go, you don’t wanna end up in Denmark.

Sheep could also imagine himself living in that border area (on the Germaniacmøller side) as an old ram, but preferably farther north. Old Mr. FWWM and old Sheep will then meet up once a year to talk about the good old days, when AlwaysFolding still poasted and Obama still ruled the world. Very nice and soft.


by fidstar-poker

Is that the most you've won at poker?

no

looking to win some more at the Hypers! :p


no hyper money :(

in other news:


No money at the scooters, ah hypers. Everyone's solid. Even before the great coaching biz that will be set up by Mr. Sheeps and me near the borders in the futures. That is a guaranteed success because all the hard work will be done by old

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Henk

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Old Henk from Holland


by Morphismus

Lol. There was this Latinos for Trump guy who also got arrested and is the deportation list or something but that is even better. FAFO. The only problem is he will prolly bed deported to Denmark. Denmarkian prison is prolly going to be nicer than wherever he was in Mississippi.


Meeing my high-school friend at the airport. Might have to officially rent a car for him cos his wife, soon to be ex-wife destroyed his passport, ID, drivers license etc. Be aware of these wild flowers....


So here's a stat that is obv completely unrelated to today's events or landscape

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f'ck y'' tr'mp, f'ck y** d'rt' f'ck'ng n'z'* 'ssh'l'e p'g. W' 'r'e m'ch b'tt'r th'n th'*t. W' 'r'e m'ch b'tt'r th'n th'*t.



In the US we call him Johnny Praise

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JK, never heard of him.
Nice bass drop tho. And after that there's that Acid drum loop that I always used to use.


NLO8 FT 1/3, just made my first bounty! 😀


+ bounty 2

PokerStars, $7.30 + $7.40 + $1.80 - No Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 1400/2800 (560 ante) - 3 players

renstar494 (SB): 117771 (42 bb)
Morphismus (BB): 130847 (46 bb)
browbotham (BU): 46382 (16 bb)

Pre-Flop: (5880) Hero (Morphismus) is BB with A 6 A 4
browbotham (BU) folds, renstar494 (SB) raises to 5600, Morphismus (BB) raises to 14000, renstar494 (SB) calls 8400

Flop (29680) 5 A 3 (2 players)
renstar494 (SB) bets 103211 (all-in), Morphismus (BB) calls 103211

Turn (236102) T (2 players, 1 all-in)

River (236102) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 236102

Showdown
renstar494 (SB): 0 -117771 [T A 5 3]
Morphismus (BB): 249178 +118331 [A 6 A 4]
browbotham (BU): 45822 -560

...and 3! 😃


I made no bounty before the last 3 and still made more than 2x in bounties than the 2nd in bounties.


Mr.mmmkay is in prison


Drugs?


Yes

Sammy will be spending 3 weeks on Sylt this summer. Don't tell Morph



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