A raging fish on a heater

oh, no.
max I've been at is 5k sek. that's my cap.

man im such a degenerate,
partied away all the $330 and played some very bad poker yesterday morning.
roll at 0 now.
got a $55 mini bounty builder open and a very small satellite.

im hungry man, the food money went on stars - lol.
my plan is to win a bounty in the $55 and then go buy a pizza 😃

xD

kthxbai

get a job at pizza shop.

Nah, i worked 2 days in a pizza shop one time.
Got a bounty, but a good friend asked for $10 (he borrowed me 20) and I gave it back instead of saving it for eating.

See I have some character guys.

34.3bb in the $55 bounty builder, plz god let me win.

how much up top?

Gl mate hope you take that bitch down, go on a generational heater, move out of your parent's dirty basement to Vegas, and take down that whole city.

thanks guys.
bussad the $55, had a big stack but i ****ing blew it away due to bad play then i ran AK into AA fml.
there was no pizza, ate some pirogues from the freezer and frozen pizzas.
just ate some raisins and a protein shake, that's it
got a $22 loan from a old colleague which was cool.

kthxbai

So you still owe him the $500 now? Or you already paid that back?

Rn I owe my old backer $300 and $150 to new.

From busto to robusto, lowkey.

Got a small $22 loan, entered a $11 satty to the nightly $82 hyper.
Made the sat
Ran like a god tbh, played decent.
6th for $460.
Paid back my friend $50, now got $400 ish on PokerStars 😎
Enough for a Sunday grind, LETS ****ING GOOOOO

how do u stay in shape while munching on pizzas? is that all u eat 4 the day?

So your backers don't really back you, they just loan you money that you have to pay back later.

op is good at borrowing money. can find a lender.

lol

Mission failed ,busto asf.
And probably got corona.
Atleast I got candy.

Kthxbai.

Talking to chatgpt in my loneliness.
Every 1 asleep.
Idk what to do

Got so much depression and anxiety inside of me that it hurts physically.

Played not so good today, honestly.
Had one semi deep run, busted it obviously.

If only my flip held yesterday I would have $2k.

Fml. Fml.
FML

got some money ran it up to a $109 mtt where i had a stack which i prompt donked away.

fml man what's ****ING FU C K ING WRONG WITH ME I KNOW HOW TO PLAY WHY DONT I ****ING STICK TO PLAYING POKER.

How much for these transcripts?

Lol, nothing.
Told it I lost my roll and that I had a comedown on coke, and it comforted me lol.

Bankroll Management. You should of played 3.30s with $400 get loans build up a roll. You need 200 buy-ins min possibly 300 buyins. If you can find some work it will help you pay back debts. In a year bro you could be playing 55s with 10k to your name if you just plan it correctly and budget.

This is proper advice.
You are right, I am hooked on the sattelites man I want to score big.
I want the butterflies of the deep runs in a big tournament.

If you play micro MTT's you don't have these butterflies. Play within a bankroll its hard but you will be able to move up the limits.
You probably only want to play 3-4 tables max and improve your playing ability and really never play more tables than this.

You should be able to get $50 within the next week. that's enough for $1.10 mtts to begin with. You got a track record of getting cash to play with.

I played up to 8 tables yesterday, probably a leak.

Hungry rn, got money for food which I torched.

Sharing my misery makes me .... Feel less miserable and more miserable at the same time haha.

Waiting for loans rn

Kthxbai

In the 15 days since your parents left you home alone with a fridge full of food, how many times have you hit them up for money to buy food?

a few times

got $15 from a friend in a $7.50 satty to the mondya mystery bounty got 14bb and 4/43 with 13 seats paid

just ate 3 crackers and some raisins xD

kthxbai

FML MAN FU C K MY LIFE
WAS CHIPLEADING THE SATTELITE WITH 25 LEFT
CALLED OF HALF STACK WITH KK AND LOST TO A9O
THEN IF UCKING LOSE AK VS AK SPADES AND I AM ****ING OUT IN THREE HANDS

WHAT THE ACTUAL F U CKKKK

**** MY LIFE