POG Politics Thread Version 3

Trump has taken over DC, has begun his invasion of CA, and is developing his plans to take IL and NY;

and he's cheating on his third wife!

My advice to Gavin Newsom: bring your own pigs.

newsom looks presidential. his platform is to kill us all. but if I had to guess who would be next president, I'd guess it's him

I mean all of them have the same platform: destroy the planet

so anyway football is about to start

Brown people aren't going to physically be able to vote if that helps.

lol Trump at 3% while Jr is at 1%

Desantis at 2% is money

I thought it was called MS-DNC?

I was listening to today's Coffee with Scott Adams podcast. He was talking about being a pescatarian but yesterday he wanted to eat a steak. First time since his youth. His solution? He went on Door Dash and they wanted to charge him $54 plus tip and fees. He said the experiment wasn't worth the $$$ and canceled the plan.

I guess driving to Safeway was too tough? His discussion reminded me of Filthy and his various expensive solutions to easy everyday problems. 😀

Filthy is on the left side, Scott is on the right side of life's seesaw?

It sounds like he wanted to get a professionally-made steak, like IBD and pwns make at home iirc. Safeway only sells theirs raw.

Surely you can't expect a wealthy celebrity to cook their own steak!

"wanted to get a professionally-made steak" and Door Dash are two phrases that don't belong together.

LDO

lol, Cracker Barrel just changed their iconic logo, cut out the cracker and the barrel both. Wtf is wrong with these people.

the crackers are gettin restless

I bought the dip. Wouldn't have thought they're a publicly traded company.

Even the cracker sympathizers are out on this one.

Baltimore is now on the invasion list, and Intel has just been partially nationalized...

but did you hear that a restaurant is changing its logo to broaden its appeal and make its employees happier?

GOP re: Civil Rights Act: "No, the market should decide that racism is wrong!"

GOP re: market self-adjustment: "The market is so dumb!"

Ghislaine Maxwell meets with Federal officials, gets released from prison, and then claims there is no "list" and that Trump has never done anything untoward.

Vindicated!

today he signed an executive order criminalizing flag burning and stated that "many people" were saying we need a dictator in office in order to to send further armed forces into American cities to subdue the populace into compliance.

2.0 is enabled by much more effective puppeteers. 1.0 was struggling with his own people the whole time. Of course you prefer 2.0. It's being run by Peter Thiel.

(Never protest unarmed)

If there's two things black folks can't handle it's swimming and homosexuality.

trump 1 outlawed abortion, right? I cant keep track of who does what

trump 2 starts ww3?

This is fine.