View: Best Poker Songs?
View: Best Poker Songs?
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View: Best Poker Songs?

What do you guys think is the best poker song?

Everyone knows the classic "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers but what about more modern songs?

26 August 2025 at 12:39 AM
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"Ace High" by 95 Rocks. No one else even tried after that because it could not be topped


Shoulda practiced avoidance of this thread. https://youtu.be/ZAUPYyWX_3s?si=8rqUgKJB...


Jeremy Ausmus


With my SN it can only be one:

Atmosphere - What they sitting for?


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Glooselyqualifies?G


β€œR.I. My poker face you’re still bluffin. Cousin, call ya auntie up, the deal comin. House of cards they see im tryna build somethin. They bearin arms but this arm could steal from em.”

- Method Man freestyle in Sway in the morning



The mid 2000s was such a great time for awful poker songs. A couple I'll never forget :

Livin da life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjvlrf0O...

All in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doDFGL7-...

If you want good songs, almost anything by SrslySirius is the best. Seiborg, Man I can't wait to go, Messageboard grinder...all gold.


Do poems count as music?


Christopher Walken's version of Poker Face (Lady Gaga)


Whassuppp everybody


by Slugant m

With my SN it can only be one:

Atmosphere - What they sitting for?

Can’t believe i had never heard this.


I always like King Magnetic - no limit poker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D0UgsiK...



Wait, how is that Rebecca Ferguson about poker?
I mean I guess its about being cheated on :p


my vote. Texas Holdem

https://youtube.com/shorts/fsHgZIPPQzQ?s...


harvester of sorrow, and its not close.


Shape of My Heart

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NlwIDxCjL-...


LMAO at Seiborg! That was great! Can't believe I never heard that before. I might have to change my vote.

Christopher Walken doing pokerface was also funny.

Also it shocks me that Atmosphere did a song about poker, but I guess those were the boom days.


Fond memories of 2p2 board songs. There was DRybes/checkraise3 "cash out" and then "no money HU, everyone's solid" which I hope is still out there somewhere. "Ace high poker song" also a classic.


Ryan Caraveo has a song called Jealousy that has a nice poker verse but not poker centric


by Garick m

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Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit... how did I not mention that? I still listen to it regularly, as it's actually on one of the playlists on my phone.


Great songs everyone.

Link didn't work last time, but this song is solid as well

https://youtube.com/shorts/fsHgZIPPQzQ?s...

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