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What do you guys think is the best poker song?

Everyone knows the classic "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers but what about mo

26 August 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Only the OGs will remember these:


Song: "Building A Bankroll" By Rocmar87


Game in Town Like This
Corb Lund


by Garick

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Its gotta be this

But why has no one mentioned the country favorite Texas Hold'Em? Surely thats a great poker song that poker players would enjoy?


There was a cool song called Da Pokerz by Emcee Whitenoise, but it appears to be completely scrubbed from the internet

I can only remember a few lines now. One standout was "making them see defeat [the feet] like David Williams"

He also had a song about AIDS that was pretty funny


by SrslySirius

There was a cool song called Da Pokerz by Emcee Whitenoise, but it appears to be completely scrubbed from the internet

I can only remember a few lines now. One standout was "making them see defeat [the feet] like David Williams"

He also had a song about AIDS that was pretty funny

I instantly thought of this song, Was super clever and well done but yeah I couldnt find it either.

some lyrical highlights:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showp...


by charder30

I instantly thought of this song, Was super clever and well done but yeah I couldnt find it either.

some lyrical highlights:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showp...


How insane was the poker boom? Someone thought it would be a good idea to create a poker musical stage show loosely based of the WSOP/Phil Hellmuth. I wrote about it here https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/ne...

it did give us some bangers like "I Can Dodge Bullets Baby"

and "I'd Win Everytime (If It Wasn't For Luck)"

We are soooooo far away from a poker boom.



by Microstakes Course

What do you guys think is the best poker song?

Everyone knows the classic "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers but what about more modern songs?

I can flip your $10 to $12k in just 2 hours , You wanna know how?
Tap in and tail em
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That one that goes "Meet me tonight in Atlantic City".


Just heard truckin for the first time in a while and realized it has several gambling-related lines about cashing in your chips and laying your cards down. It might not qualify as a poker song but it's a great song anyway so I'll post it.


What happened to first one "Bing Blang Blaow" youtube video? I tried to search for it for sentimental reasons, and there is like five versions mostly DRybee's, but not original one. I think in original there was old dude rubbing money literally on his titties and it started with some early TV poker pro laughing sitting at table.


Cant believe nobodys mentioned the best one (O.A.R. Crazy Game Of Poker)


broken link for some reason:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giXQg1Qg...



by SrslySirius

why did you remove we didnt get you fired?



by Chloe O'Brian

Only the OGs will remember these:

#1

IYKYK


by Key Guy

#1

Edit found thread:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/ne...


I played Lose Yourself into Day 5 of the Main this year.

How much better can it get.


by MofoAgro

I played Lose Yourself into Day 5 of the Main this year.

How much better can it get.

What's better than lose yourself on day 5? Lose yourself on day seven?

As I venture further into the void:


Hi Barbie,,, Hi ken, wanna go for a game... sure

Am I poker man,, in the poker world
Cards are plastic, play fantastic
You can flop a pair, re raise my anywhere
Make a loose call when you flop a good draw

I'm a rich single guy in the gambling world
I've got balls I've got chips I play fancy
Cut the deck make a bet ,check your hole cards again
Call me here, raise me there take some chances.

You can check... you can raise...
If you say the pot is yours

C MON DOLYE FLOP A ROYAL
AH AH AH YEAAA
C MON DOLYE FLOP A ROYAL
OOOHHO OOOHHHOO
C MON DOLYE FLOP A ROYAL
AH AH AH YEAAA
C MON DOLYE FLOP A ROYAL
OOOHHO OOOHHHOO

Make me check make me bet do whatever you must
I can fold to a raise I can check with the nuts
Come jump in post your blind, I will win everytime
Hit the flop, check around, let's go mental

You can check... you can raise...
If you say the pot is yours

C MON TILLY RAISE MY WILLY
AH AH AH YEAAA
C MON TILLY RAISE MY WILLY
OOOHHO OOOHHHOO
C MON TILLY RAISE MY WILLY
AH AH AH YEAAA
C MON TILLY RAISE MY WILLY
OOOHHO OOOHHHOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis5...



Livin' La Vida Loca

She's into superstition
black cards and insta-calls
I feel a premonition
that girl's gonna win it all

She's into situations
heads up play strong and tight
she's got a new addiction
plays poker day and night

She'll make you take your cap off and go all-in in the dark
She'll let you see her crazy bluff but she'll tear your stack apart
like a runner of the mark

All-in check raise bluff
She's winnin the game of poker
She'll push you off your hand
winn the game of poker
Limp, call, raise, full house
and she shows a pair of jokers
She will clean you out
winnin the game of poker
winnin the game of poker
winnin the game of poker

Woke up in Vegas city
Not a penny to my name
She took my chips and she took my money
She must have took my car as well

She never taps the fish tank
makes you pay to see the flop
and once you've called a raise from her
you'll never win a lot
cause she'll take all that you got

All-in check raise bluff
She's winnin the game of poker
She'll push you off your hand
winn the game of poker
Limp call raise full house
and she shows a pair of jokers
She will clean you out
winnin the game of poker
winnin the game of poker
winnin the game of poker

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