The "LOLCANADA" thread...again

The "LOLCANADA" thread...again

So what's new?

I've noticed the Liberals are now ahead in all major polls and Trudeau hasn't even started to campaign yet

11 July 2019 at 07:31 PM
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by Pablito

I got a 10 day ban for saying you should be executed because you're a traitor to the country, I still believe this btw. Just won't repeat it because I'm sure our feminist mod is eager to hand me another ban. But yes, I absolutely believe millions of immigrants on temporary visas(that have expired) should be deported. Again, these aren't my numbers, these are the numbers given t

You’re on the right they will ban you for anything now . Guy called me a fxxking moron and nothing . You just live with it . Two of the mods targets the righties

1say was enough


by uke_master

Lmao, climate denialists are so inept. Like that ice caps are melting is just a basic basic basic fact about global warming.

Global warming or climate change? Ok, they're melting, why should we care and what do you want to do about it?

by uke_master

Sometimes the predictions of science can be scary. But that doesn't mean it is baseless fear mongering.

It's not fear mongering to say ice caps are melting and sea levels are rising? What were you trying to prove then.


by uke_master

Ah yes lovely, how dishonest of me, how obviously bad faith of me, I didn't respond to your bit about how you do more for your community than I, as a bad parent, do for my children. My deepest apologies for initially ignoring such an obviously important detail!

Weird.

Weird, weird, weird.

Swing and another miss.


by lozen

You’re on the right they will ban you for anything now . Guy called me a fxxking moron and nothing . You just live with it . Two of the mods targets the righties

1say was enough

Yep. They want an echo chamber.


by Shifty86

Global warming or climate change? Ok, they're melting, why should we care and what do you want to do about it?

It's not fear mongering to say ice caps are melting and sea levels are rising? What were you trying to prove then.

This is so weird. Like this is your version of clever retorts?

Here I'll explain some basic feedback loops. As most people learn in school, but apparently you didn't, ice has a higher albedo than ocean does. So you get something called ice-albedo feedback where if you have less ice, then this keeps the planet even warmer because more of the sun's energy is absorbed. Additionally, that melted ice contributes to rising sea levels, changed ocean currents, weather patterns, etc etc. That these are happening is just objective reality, it's something we are going to have to live with. We can only influence the degree.


by Pablito

Yep. They want an echo chamber.

[QUOTE=Pablito]I got a 10 day ban for saying you should be executed because you're a traitor to the country, I still believe this btw. Just won't repeat it because I'm sure our feminist mod is eager to hand me another ban.[/QUOTE]Ya, if you can't say your opponents should be executed for being a traitor then it totally is a far left echo chamber!

You guys are hilarious.


by uke_master

Here I'll explain some basic feedback loops. As most people learn in school, but apparently you didn't, ice has a higher albedo than ocean does. So you get something called ice-albedo feedback where if you have less ice, then this keeps the planet even warmer because more of the sun's energy is absorbed. Additionally, that melted ice contributes to rising sea levels, changed oc

Is this a new phenomenon, or has it only slightly accelerated recently? Again why should we care if the ice caps are melting? How much has the sea level risen, how much is too much? When should the 100 million people below sea level move.


by Shifty86

Is this a new phenomenon, or has it only slightly accelerated recently? Again why should we care if the ice caps are melting? How much has the sea level risen, how much is too much? When should the 100 million people below sea level move.

Oh joy! My genuine naive student who is getting to learn basic climate science, what a delight! Ok let's keep going, yes ice-albedo feedback has been a part of this earth as long as ice has been. Did you know about a really cool hypothesis called the snowball earth hypothesis that some 650 million years ago there was geological evidence of equatorial glaciation at sea level, and because of the resulting high global albedo the earth was trapped in a snowball earth! I teach a fun mathematical model - oh I know the woke professor teaching woke math - to help model this temperature dependence on albedo, lots of fun.


I'm not sure why you are avoiding the question (actually I do). Why should we care that ice caps are melting and how much have sea levels risen? I know people that live below sea level, are they in danger?


by Pablito

The long term trend is that Canadian summers have been getting hotter and we're breaking heat records pretty much every summer. I apologize for not spelling it out for you, I will try to do so next time.

Perhaps 400m is nothing to you. To me it's 400m Canada does not have, definitely not for Gaza when our own are visiting food banks in record numbers.

Long term trend to Uke is 6-8 years


by uke_master

Ya, if you can't say your opponents should be executed for being a traitor then it totally is a far left echo chamber!

You guys are hilarious.

Well technically you could assume there was a trial and you were found guilty and if I was on the jury would vote not guilty as nothing you have done is treasonous. But if you were guilty execution could be a verdict

Though I did agree with a ban for the comment though he did delete it when I told him carefully you may get banned for that . I think one day would have suffice . Though if you had made that comment you would have gotten a pass


by Shifty86

I'm not sure why you are avoiding the question (actually I do). Why should we care that ice caps are melting and how much have sea levels risen? I know people that live below sea level, are they in danger?

your asking someone to tell you stuff like:" please explain to me how to do quadratic equation" while you dont even know what algebra is...
while knowing you wont even care or believe what we tell you anyway lol.
If today you dont still get it, nothing will shrug.
the ship has sail.


by lozen

Long term trend to Uke is 6-8 years

where do you guys even come up with this ****?


by Shifty86

I'm not sure why you are avoiding the question (actually I do). Why should we care that ice caps are melting and how much have sea levels risen?

This has been explained to you already, which part did you find confusing?


by uke_master

This has been explained to you already, which part did you find confusing?

Ok, ice caps are melting. How much has the sea risen?


The mind of a climate denialist is fascinating. Like do you want me to google the result of the latest IPCC6 projections for you? Or is this something you can figure out all on your own? How you think this is some gotcha is incredible.


by uke_master

The mind of a climate denialist is fascinating. Like do you want me to google the result of the latest IPCC6 projections for you? Or is this something you can figure out all on your own? How you think this is some gotcha is incredible.

The mind of a climate alarmist is fascinating. You claim that inconvenient truths are real and happening. You run around screaming ice caps are melting, sea levels are rising!!!! While expecting people to think omg sea levels are rising! This is happening if we don't do something about it we will all drowned. You claim climate change is your #1 issue, the biggest issue of our generation and if we don't vote for people who believe this we are all going to die and suffer, since ice caps are melting.

I asked you a simple question, one you should be able to answer if you actually cared about solving problems. You can't even tell me how much sea levels have risen or what it means if they do. Just that if I don't agree with you I am a "climate denialists". This is why your narrative is failing, you've been screaming for years we have to do something but offer no real solutions and can't define what the problems actually are just that there happening or going to happen and people have to believe you, not to mention the doomsday predictions have been HORRIBLY WRONG!


lmao. Telling you to google the exact numbers as established in reports such as IPCC6 for sea level rise isn't "can't tell me". It's saying if this is some genuine question you have and not just a stupid troll attempt then you can look up the resource I've already suggested to you. But of course it isn't a genuine question. You started this exchange just chuckling away at yourself at the very idea that ice caps are melting - which they are.


by uke_master

lmao. Telling you to google the exact numbers as established in reports such as IPCC6 for sea level rise isn't "can't tell me". It's saying if this is some genuine question you have and not just a stupid troll attempt then you can look up the resource I've already suggested to you. But of course it isn't a genuine question. You started this exchange just chuckling away at yours

Lmao. You're the one claiming the world is melting and we all need to be scared. The burden of proof is on you pal.


Indeed. Thankfully, we have a full scientific community dedicated to studying climate change, and joy to the the world they all get together every few years and make the most authoritative report for world leader and forum climate deniers alike. I know I know I've only referenced it like 3 times in the last 24 hours so it's very hard for you to go and educate yourself without me handholding you all the way.


by lozen

You’re on the right they will ban you for anything now . Guy called me a fxxking moron and nothing . You just live with it . Two of the mods targets the righties

1say was enough

i mean you did say the t word thats like n word territory these days and you got unbanned pretty fast. i for one as a northern Ontario resident welcome global warming. seems like a southerner problem ! so much farmable land opening up!

have yet to hear a strong argument why it should be my top priorities when people in Florida and Guangdong dont care about it


just want to say im so glad being canadian !


by MoViN.tArGeT

i mean you did say the t word thats like n word territory these days and you got unbanned pretty fast. i for one as a northern Ontario resident welcome global warming. seems like a southerner problem ! so much farmable land opening up!

have yet to hear a strong argument why it should be my top priorities when people in Florida and Guangdong dont care about it

Earth is greener, climate related deaths dropping dramatically, drought death rate way down, fire danger down. Cold related deaths are a far bigger problem than heat related deaths. But we are supposed to be panicking because ice caps are melting and sea levels are rising some miniscule number.


by Shifty86

Lmao. You're the one claiming the world is melting and we all need to be scared. The burden of proof is on you pal.

https://phys.org/news/2025-10-swiss-glac...

But in recent decades, the process has sped up as the climate warms, driven by humanity's burning of fossil fuels.

"Since about 20 years, all glaciers in Switzerland are losing ice, and the rate of this loss is accelerating," GLAMOS chief Matthias Huss told AFP.

Between 2015 and 2025 alone, the glaciers shed 24% of their volume, Wednesday's report said, compared to 10% between 1990 and 2000.

Water reserves have meanwhile been dwindling as the glaciers retreat, causing increasing problems in the summer months.

Huss cautioned that this could hit "water availability not only up here in the mountains but also all the way down to the Mediterranean Sea."

"The continuous diminishing of glaciers also contributes to the destabilizing of mountains," he warned, pointing to the Swiss village of Blatten, which was wiped out by a dramatic glacier collapse in May.

GLAMOS determined that Swiss glacier volume will total 45.1 cubic kilometers (10.8 cubic miles) at the end of this year—or 30 km3 less than in 2000.

At present, the surface area of Swiss glaciers covers 755 square kilometers—a decline of 30% over the past 25 years.

sea level rising...

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20...

one example among many .

we arent even talking about falling many natural resources...

you just are a troll , close minded person or a very lazy person .


by Shifty86

Earth is greener, climate related deaths dropping dramatically, drought death rate way down, fire danger down. Cold related deaths are a far bigger problem than heat related deaths. But we are supposed to be panicking because ice caps are melting and sea levels are rising some miniscule number.

all lies but whos counting ...
dont forget , smoking is good for you too.

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