2025 NFL Game Thread – Week 5

Don't make me squirt you with mace. I'm pretty confident you know what that is like.

It all started with Bill Romanowski

It is definitely not.

I’m not sure which part of your post is stupider. The assumption that you think I’ve been maced or that you think mace is delivered via ‘squirt’

Either way, gargle my balls

I think I have already stated this, but spitting some moisture on my jersey means nothing to me. Punching me in my face definitely definitely does.

We are ending it. Now.

1. Mace is not squirted
2. We really don't need the mental image of him gargling your balls SRM.
3. I just had us visualize that again.
4. My bad
5. Onto Sunday

It did. I own it.

SRM ITT:

Stopped watching in 4th quarter.

Lol karty
Lol kyren
Lol mcvay

Yep. This should have been a Rams easy win.

lol I love you guys. Every game, I just have to come in here and see who you're all on, and then bet the opposite. Easy money.

This is the approach I always use although not so much to go against my beloved forum mates but against the pundits when they're all going in one direction, as I did last night.

But beware because they are all loving your Bills this week.

I don't usually bet on the Bills. I did against the Jets, tho.

.....I thought I was clearly joking. As was TomAmes.

I always LOL when people think Vegas is off by basically anything on NFL spreads let alone by 10+ points

yo gertrude not digging some sort of lying june cleaver attitude mon

please enjoy a fat bowl of grunchy active culture multi-quote apre the fact to add knowledge cuz Bidz immediately pulls this seth temper clip pinned from his moth-balled grenadier laughter achievement belt

besides is not october the official beginning of spunky cockgoblin season.
may your leftover november protein memories be forever sandwiched between a chock full of gobbler sinew and the texture of cranberries mixed with mayo serum marching down your down your throat you jive turkey

Absolutely! I rarely place a bet on sports because I know I don't have an edge. And I often avail myself of the opportunity to mock those who are (imo overly) confident that they do. I can't help it; it's a personal flaw.

The line was there for all to exploit. I don't see any posts here today crowing about how much they won. Or crying about being financially ruined because they put real money where their mouth was. Modest posters on SE, I guess.

I am more than happy to share the continued L's fanduel gives me. No shame. Mostly cause its not my fault. These players are either dumb beyond belief or its Rigged. See you sunday

What is this jumbled mess?

You ain't from around here, are you?

blasphemy

I'm not. There is a very strange vibe to this forum. I go on other sports forums where there is a lot of good sports talk. Nobody takes it too seriously etc. In here if god forbid you are wrong about a prediction people lose their mind. They actually take it personal. Then you have bizaare talk like the one I posted. Maybe you all can explain to me what is going on here. This place has a very culty feel to it.

Ya I must be missing something here.

You have been on this forum longer than I have and have nearly 10k posts. Sports is obviously not a recent interest of yours.

Now I am the one who is confused. I don't know about you, but I don't spend much time on fora that I don't understand.

I feel like there’s a very obvious solution for you based on every word of this post

Also ‘bizaare’ is spelled with 2 r’s not 2 A’s

Hope this helps