A raging fish on a heater

A raging fish on a heater

Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w

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18 March 2016 at 11:57 AM
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by DeeKayBee

Not God, just you and only you. You are the only one that can make it work and only one who can **** this up.

P.S. Pileupcoins stfu

If he's playing a $109 MTT he should be expecting a 10% roi. $10.90 profit for playing that mtt.

He's expecting to win a lot more than that per mtt.

He needs to play 100 $109s a week to have a $1000+ profit for the week.

His expectations are delusional. He should get $500 and play 100 $5 MTTs for the week with maybe a 25% roi and earn $125 for the week. do that for 12 months. He will be playing $22s and $33s after this time as long as he profits during this time realistically. Work a job for 3-4 days would help as well to buy the gf a dinner/drinks and go raving/steroid use etc.

Hes playing nowhere near enough mtts to even make a profit worth it realistically.

relying on god to allow u to run good in 1 mtt and win 50k could happen but its just not likely. He ran good to get to 10th. Just needs a change of thinking. small profit over time is what god advices as well not a desire to get rich quickly. that small profit is probably 10 bucks per $100 MTT and playing alot of them. #

I repeated things here cause this is how you make a profit from mtts not thinking about a big score from 1 mtt. its a long process and you also need to have a edge as well. 10% roi might be to high as well and is for most players. Most people are losers long term.


PLO cash op you might be able to win at 5bb/100 meaning if you can play 200 hands a hour at 50PLO you will win $5 a hour.
You need $2500+ to have a go at this.

MTTs at $50 avg buyin you need 15k at least. Win at 10% and play 20 a day thats 100 a day. Maybe $10 a hour. if you can get 20% that $20 30% $30 a hour.

the days of getting 100% roi at $109s online in no limit holdem are long gone. nobody gets that roi long term now.


by Pileupthecoins

If he's playing a $109 MTT he should be expecting a 10% roi. $10.90 profit for playing that mtt. He's expecting to win a lot more than that per mtt.He needs to play 100 $109s a week to have a $1000+ profit for the week. His expectations are delusional. He should get $500 and play 100 $5 MTTs for the week with maybe a 25% roi and earn $125 for the week. do that for 12 months. He

OP is a losing player - he has a negative ROI.

As long as he keeps playing poker his life will not change…


by j2bad

OP is a losing player - he has a negative ROI.

As long as he keeps playing poker his life will not change…

Hes not playing 10+ hours a day everyday to get better. thinking about hands while playing.

Hes just playing higher stakes mtts hoping for a win ocassionally.

No chance he will get a positive ROI if hes not continuing to improve his game.


Im in deep **** again.


by ChanY

Im in deep **** again.

oh no...

play another mtt to pay back debts?


I suggest you find a job. Play micro stakes just for the act of getting better at poker not to earn a decent amount of money quickly. Poker is not a get rich quick scheme.


update?


Doesnt look good. Op must not be playing mtts.


by Pileupthecoins

Doesnt look good. Op must not be playing mtts.

No surprize he doesn't update when such a nolife moron comments always the same ****.


by kebberanuil

No surprize he doesn't update when such a nolife moron comments always the same ****.

Who cares? They’re both terrible at the game anyways.


Fml is update


Broken YouTube Link

What stakes are you looking to play?

$5.50s are too small. Even $11s are too small unless they are satties.
$15, $16.50s, $22s, $25s Small to midstakes Satties and regular mtts seem to be the go.
Smaller field MTTs reduce variance.


On the verge of killing myself


don't do it man


by ChanY

On the verge of killing myself

Why not be such a weak **** and get a stake (which idk if you can get bc your batshit crazy) or work multiple jobs to pay back backers and build up a roll to play? Personally think you should do the ladder but probably are not mentally strong enough to grind the job life. It’s kind of pathetic imo bro, be better and do better.


Not trying to sound like an ******* btw, I feel like you’re capable of actually making it. You have almost zero expenses bc of your parents and have all the time in the world to study/grind yet still can’t make it. Probably should do some soul searching and really figure out if poker is what you want. Edit* just wanted to add that poker is not easy man, if it was easy all those ppl working bullshit jobs would be playing poker instead.


Josy dumped me and blocked me everywhere.
Owe everyone I know money again

Fml


W.e man just find a new hole.


by BigBananas

W.e man just find a new hole.



think of your next mtt success bro. I'm also out of action due to blackjack gambling. next mtt i will bink.


At a chicks house rn




by ChanY

At a chicks house rn

did u ask her to give you a steak? not a bbq one either.

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