2025 NFL Season Thread: Can Uncle Rico save the Broncos or will they be Nixed?
2025 NFL Season Thread: Can Uncle Rico save the Broncos or will they be Nixed?
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2025 NFL Season Thread: Can Uncle Rico save the Broncos or will they be Nixed?

Greetings friends.

Those of you who know me know me as a Niners fan full of fantastical levels of vitriol and rage. I hav

04 September 2025 at 03:48 AM
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by tarheels2222 m

I saw that and laughed. No one believes in Rodgers or the Steelers. It's going to be really hard for the Steelers not to win the division, though.I'll go ahead and assume the Ravens lose to the Rams. So 1-5 when Lamar hopefully returns and need to probably be at worse 10-7 to win the division, maybe 9-8 gets it done. 8-3/9-2 down the stretch, with both games against the Ste

I thought it was pretty funny too. I agree with this. Lamar will sit this week, Ravens will be 1-5 heading to a bye and will try and get healthy to make a biblical push to win the division. Can only tolerate 1-2 losses max, and no divisional losses.

by ligastar m

they aren't at the premier online sportsbook (which USA#ε citizens can't access ... FREEDOM!! amirite?)

Both books I frequent had them as very slight favourites over Steelers.


Joe Flacco to the rescue! He's really getting around that division.


BREAKING! BENGALS TRADING FOR A STARTING QB!!!

wait...it's Joe Flacco.


So the Bengals essentially signed a much older, and much worse version of Jake Browning.



Joe Flacco after 2 games with the Bengals:

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My only interest is for fantasy purposes haha. Can't be worse than Browning, right?

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by tarheels2222 m

My only interest is for fantasy purposes haha. Can't be worse than Browning, right?

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by ligastar m

they aren't at the premier online sportsbook (which USA#ε citizens can't access ... FREEDOM!! amirite?)

Freedom iyo.


Joe Flacco traded to the Bengals

I can't even think of anything funnier to say than the headline.






Sub Prime Time inching closer and closer


by Lawnmower Man m

Perfect spot to see what Flacco is made of against one of the best defenses in the league coming off of a bye. Cincy waited this long to make the move so that GB wouldn't have much time to prepare. Chess not checkers.



guessing that literal tool shefty won't be tweeting out this one:

The Miami-Dade Circuit Court clerk released Tuesday a copy of the latest petition for divorce from the estranged wife of Miami Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill. In the document, Lakeeta Vaccaro described in detail how, over the course of their marriage, Hill would violently threaten her and shove her to the ground; once kicked her out of a car and drove away; another time locked her out of their guest house; and once tried to punch her stomach while she was pregnant with their child. According to the document, filed by Vaccaro, he also spat in her face the day before she gave birth to their child. In another fight, in an Orlando hotel room, he threw her to the ground and twisted "her intimate body parts, ripping her hair out and grabbing anything on her person he could get hold of."

The document previously had been labeled confidential by the court clerk following a request from Hill's legal team, which said the document contained information regarding "dependency matters, termination of parental rights, guardians ad litem, child abuse, neglect, and abandonment."


oof


Welcome to the bungles fakeJOE!


the bungles FO and ownership

the best in the biz!


Tyreek will find the most damaging thing in that filing is the allegation that he fights like a girl.


imagine the odds immediately after being drafted of completing a 'be the starting qb for every afc norte team over your career' bingo blackout parlay

we are merely an aaron rodgers ayahuasca induced achilles tear team md deemed career ending injury away from finding out


Cheetah will use all this as a learning experience and come out the other end a changed and better man


Gannon fined $100k for putting his hands on the ****wit who dropped the ball over the line

Not sure what I feel about it tbh. He shouldn’t do it, I would have been furious if a coach did that to me and I hate seeing coaches doing that in general but the guy cost them a game and perhaps a ton more and potentially some jobs


by ligastar m

Cheetah will use all this as a learning experience and come out the other end a changed and better man

what whould the free to lay chester cheetah cheater command you bring me more cheetos say


by ligastar m

Cheetah will use all this as a learning experience and come out the other end a changed and better man

wondering if there’s enough in this report to allow the Fins to cut him and save some $$ on their cap

although the report also makes him more attractive to the Chiefs who (I think?) haven’t had a woman beating incident this year and need to maintain their NFL lead in this area. So maybe they can trade for him and allow him to rehab there and then play next season



by ligastar m

Cheetah will use all this as a learning experience and come out the other end a changed and better man

Stay in your lane, man. I was expecting hard-boiled data but was gobsmacked with humor. Luckily, I was between sips of my adult beverage when I read your post.

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