Moderation Questions

I generally prefer circumcised men but it doesnt really matter that much.

How does one get invited to these hockey showers… Sounds like a great way to meet men

eyeroll emoji. . Coordi is right you are all weird.

I mean, it’s obviously working for Rick

Let’s be real though, the women’s showers are going to be much nicer both aesthetically and probably smell-wise

Very low risk of hand foot and mouth disease etc

It wouldn’t be a worthwhile trade off

the real fun is at gyms in asia where men wait in line to blow dry their pubes after the shower as the current blow dryeee stands there, one leg on the floor, one raised up on a bench blasting away with heat - usually in the most centrally located part of the room

if porkys taught me anything, your locker room is a whole lot more fun than mine

I know you’re not a real person, Rick 😃

It depends on the aesthetics you prefer. rickroll is probably right in that aesthetically speaking didace associates uncut penises with number 4 because those differentiate themselves enough to pull his eyes away from his natural focal point.

Do all hockey players inspect everyone's junk in the shower, or is it just the pindicks who do?

Yeah, but you don't think you're a fundy, so there's that.

I mean, I didn't know that Dunyain was a Christian of any stripe, let alone a fundy.

Maybe if I ask him nicely, he'll tell us.

@dunyain

Have you always been a pervert, or is it a relatively recently development?

I never saw a line for it, but I did once see a guy doing that in the gym locker room. I was stunned.

I guess you are all so hetero you only watch lesbian porn. I admit some exposure to MF porn, so that I have seen plenty of penises without ever really getting into the locker room scene*.

I always assumed I could tell the difference between uncircumcised and not, but acknowledge Rick may be right and I have been misclassifying all these years.

*I actually went to a Korean spa once and can confirm Asians have very different norms concerning same sex casually nudity than Americans do.

you once again miss out on an obvious joke

and more of the same, for someone who claims to be a health nut you now feign ignorance of knowing how locker rooms operate

I put up a Christmas Tree and do Easter egg hunts. I dont go to Church or believe Christ is my savior, so I would say I am not a fundy. I dont know what exactly makes someone a Christian, but it seems it would have to be a very liberal definition to include me in that group. I guess Ben Shapiro would argue I live my life as if I am a "Judeo Christian" even if I dont explicitly believe in either religion, but I am not sure that counts either.

I also dont believe in capital punishment for drug offenses.

I dont know if he is confusing me with someone else; but if he is I don't know who it would be if it wasn't you.

rickroll, i actually did not see many penises in locker rooms. I was not super athletic and played no sports of any kind senior year, but i was on the freshmen basketball team, ran track for a couple years, was in swim class, etc. I spent a fair amount of time in male locker rooms and very very rarely saw a penis. i think this might be a straight vs gay guy in the midwest thing; I instinctively trained myself not to look at guys torsos or anything in those areas out of embarrasement. but for you, a very hetero guy looking at some guys dick doesnt carry any sexual or emotional connotations and is just something that you do.

Not the first time I've missed an 'obvious' joke though.

Thanks for the clarification.

I have no idea who Land'O Lakes was thinking of. But he's a bit of a dullard and often doesn't comprehend the posts he's responding to.

has never been my experience

I think unerect uncircumcised penises sometimes look very unappealing, especially when it feels almost clinical to pull the skin back. On the other hand I think on the right kind of youngish man it can be very hot especially if they can go multiple times in a row.

I have bad news… So do the circumcised ones

None of them are winning any beauty contests

It is. of course there are people saying what could be perceived as sexual all the time but are not.

some guy will be like” did you see chrises chest he lost weight and his abs are coming in really badly!”
“bro have you been hitting the reps looking damn sexy there!”
“haha so and so you have a small dick”

and none of those comments mean anything sensual at all its just guy things. its about competition. im of course thinking of my experience in kansas lockerrooms.