NBA 2025-26 Season Thread: THE NY KNICKS ARE CHAMPIONS! BING BONG!
Lettuce NBA!
and lettuce lol @ James Harden
yeah Lauri to Spurs for Harper picks filler can definitely happen too and probably should ---- unless Spurs are waiting out Bucks for Giannis.
Lauri next to Wemby, Fox, Castle would fit like a ****ing GLOVE
Giannis to the Spurs for 70 cents on the dollar on top of the Clips coverup might be too much for the small market owners.
New Thread Title: NBA 2025-26 Season Thread: As the Basketball Spins
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yall familiar with this guy rusty buckets? i checked some of his vids out recently and some good stuff there. particularly this one on shaq. it's an hour long, but worth a watch if you also think he's an ******* who's kind of ruining inside the nba with his laziness and ignorance
is Shaq getting dumber in proportion to how he's getting fatter?
even Chuck is like what in the actual **** this guy is stupid
shaq using their time on air at halftime to figure out who is actually playing itg is pretty funny, for him anyway
usually he's just sucking all the air out of the show
ya part of the charm is that they mostly don't gaf, so they'll just yell out some half-baked theory, and are willing to be the butt of the joke when it's their turn
save for shaq, most of the time
but i guess him getting all mad is funny too sometimes
when he doesn't ruin the show in the process of being a dumbass
"They need a guy that’s just as good as Luka but a little bit better...like a Bradley Beal or Russell Westbrook."
-Shaq, on the Mavericks
shaq: im not mad, you can't hurt my feels
also shaq (crying inside), every 3 seconds: raaannnngggzzzzz
think i liked kenny more way back when, like before shaq joined. lately he takes himself so goddamn seriously, which is annoying because his analysis generally sucks, so he's mostly just boring and insufferable. they're all pretty bad at breaking stuff down, very vibes based
The Shaquille O'Neal Hater Manifesto:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciTXtiY1...
and seriously, what in the actual **** with the literal **** fetish stuff. what a repulsive freak
Raptors home opener and 1st game of World Series Friday? oh boy lol
All-star Chetanyahu
Imagine stanning this idiot being the highest ****ing player paid in history
Tell me you know nothing about basketball without telling me you know nothing about basketball
Yeah if this Dort guy could stop firing up bricks, that would be great.
SRM give me a thread title please
You're the anti-hero we need
Dort is only a "great" defender because he fouls on nearly every play.
Katie just Webbered?
Thunder opened at 2:1 title favorites. Looks about right to me.
free bronny
Spoiler
no really, he should be playing for free
Spoiler
actually, labald should have to pay the team $100k every time they put him in
NBA players are so ****ing dumb it's frustrating.
I guess that's what happens when you're coddled and destined for the pros since you were 12, and didn't have to learn anything besides "put ball in hoop".
Anyone else having their steam freeze for 30 seconds every couple of seconds?
Cuz this is dope
lol. Commercials coming through without a second’s hesitation
Big ups, NBC
lol this bumass Melo in a tracksuit
NBC does not deserve this
Play-in Lakers
looks like Luka was the only laker who decided to show up tonight.

