2025 NFL Game Thread – Week 12

Wait how do you decline grounding?

Let’s be absolutely clear here, the rams have the best receiver duo in football and it’s not remotely close

With that said:

1. Lol carr for wasting adams
2. Lol womp for existing
3. Lol lions for not only wasting a decade of this guy but doing so while he was paired with arguably the most talented receiver in the history of football

pickens and lamb

Welp. We started so hot out of the gate, so it's no surprise the primetime games have been dogshit lately.

I stand by my words

it's all lols about Jared Verse not going back to train with Aaron Donald because it's too hard, but it doesn't say much about Verse's work ethic or ambition

train harder you lazy bitch

Jason Garrett will be on the Thanksgiving call. Mute your TVs starting now.

I'd take Puca and Adams by a good bit.

I would take JSN and a bag of dicks.

Here are my #s:

Assuming:
-20% NG scores TD 4th and 6;
-98% NG makes FG;
-25% DET gets TD down 6;
-60% DET makes FG down 3;
-15% DET gets TD down 3;
-60% DET wins in OT.

(A) Kick FG on 4th down, Giants have 72.5% win equity (Lions have 27.5%).

or

(B) Go for it on 4th down, Giants have 59.2% win equity (Lions have 40.8%).

(B) loses over 13% win equity.

And this ignores:
-Kafka bungling play calls from 1st and goal at 4. Two (incomplete) passes allowing Lions to save at least 1 TO, and not getting clock to 2MO. Just run the ball 3 times and you are still at least 40% to win by default;
-Giants getting the ball back down 1 after DET TD+XP;
-DET misses XP.

Some of that washes with DET having back door chances if they fail to score, but those are quite remote.

By my calcs break even for Giants getting TD 4th and 6 is 46%, which is not close to reality.

Browns punted from the Raiders 28 (4th and 10) and 29 (4th and 2) yesterday.

👍

Bryce Young, our savior and GOAT

Bring us to the promiseland tonight

I'm checking that box score and something seems off. Think ESPN has the field of play reversed?

How does he punted 41 yards to the LV 31, if he was on the LV 28.

yes! please Bryce young! my retirement is depending on you

Fantasy or a bet?

Okay I think you may be right. Which obviously makes more sense.

Name that Quarterback:

12/19, 87 YDS, 0 TD, 2 INT, 5 SACKS, 34.2 RTG

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Not this guy

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This guy

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just hyperbolic to say "it's not remotely close"

I thought for sure it was going to be Jawsh, lol. He can't have done much better, if not worse.

You got me curious

24/34, 253 YDS, 0 TD, 2 INT, 8 SACKS, 67.4 RTG

Bills offensive line must be horrible.

Stats wise Bills should have won that game.

3 turnovers plus a turnover on downs, and only outgained them 4.9 to 4.7. Actually kind of impressive they only lost by 4. Somehow I'm spin zoning that performance into a plus for the Bills. But really it just says more about the Texans offense, which was putrid in the second half.

Anticipating the reappearance of Jake Delhomme not hitting the side of a barn here. I tried to find it, but I couldn't hit the side of a meme.