The "LOLCANADA" thread...again

The "LOLCANADA" thread...again

So what's new?

I've noticed the Liberals are now ahead in all major polls and Trudeau hasn't even started to campaign yet

11 July 2019 at 07:31 PM
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“Canada’s plan to expel those behind B.C.’s extortion epidemic has hit a roadblock after every single suspect sent for a deportation hearing claimed refugee status.

The foreign nationals were identified by B.C.’s Extortion Task Force, but once the Canada Border Services Agency began investigating them, all claimed to be refugees.

As a result, deportations of the 14 suspects have been put on hold until the Immigration and Refugee Board decides whether they have legitimate cases for asylum.

“The 14 individuals made a refugee claim after the CBSA initiated immigration investigations against them for alleged inadmissibility,” the border agency told Global News.

“The CBSA must now wait for the Refugee Protection Division [of the IRB] to decide on the merit of their claims before taking further action,” a spokesperson said.

The immigration enforcement agency spokesperson said he would not comment further on the matter, and did not respond when asked if all were citizens of India.”

Joke of a country. Absolute joke.

They most likely get to stay in Canada for 24+ months because of the insane backlog for refugee claims and appeals. Guess who pays for that?


by Pablito

We knew this long before you did. Pierre is and has always been a joke. Didn't get my vote last time and certainly wouldn't get it now.

lmao. You have to be among the silliest poster ITT, just endlessly making up what other people's positions are, calling them boomers when you're off by multiple generations, etc. Like lmao at trying to tell me of all people that pierre has always been a joke. And just lol of all lols at you going back to find me quoting that poilievre is obviously not "borderline irrelevant" given that he is the leader of the ****ing opposition and neck and neck in the polls as some sort of example of you knowing something before me. Just lol.


by Pablito

did not respond when asked if all were citizens of India.

DRINK DRINK DRINK!!!

I'm sorry that we follow the law and due process in this Canada and can't just get mad at the bad indians.


by uke_master

This is such a good example of lozen's politics. Just utterly blind fervent loyalty to his side - and more the seething hatred to the other side. No need to know anything at all except the colour of the party. That's it. And like proudly so.It was obvious than when Trudeau - his primary source of hate - left that the hate had to pour somewhere like water down a mountain. Someti

by uke_master

A third con abandons the conservative party. Carney now 1 shy of a majority.

Guys, friendly tip, you gotta get rid of Poilievre.

by Pablito

We knew this long before you did. Pierre is and has always been a joke. Didn't get my vote last time and certainly wouldn't get it now.

This is just such BS Loyalty to only one side. I think it was only a week ago were I said if Carney called an election he would have my vote over Pierre's . I was also the one that said after he lost his own riding he needs to step down .
I have also said I hope the Liberals get a majority so we can have 4 years of not having some party with 8 seats hold the Liberals hostage

As well Climate Barbie isn't sexist and Melanie Joly has proven she is a useless cabinet minister . Maybe if she did a better job defending woman she wouldn't get called that

Blind Loyalty would be you to the Liberals . And as I have lived here in BC 3 years I am more aware of what tool EBY is . I do not live in Alberta or Manitoba but two great premiers


by uke_master

lmao. You have to be among the silliest poster ITT, just endlessly making up what other people's positions are, calling them boomers when you're off by multiple generations, etc. Like lmao at trying to tell me of all people that pierre has always been a joke. And just lol of all lols at you going back to find me quoting that poilievre is obviously not "borderline irrelevant" gi

Most of us said that after he lost his riding he should've ****ed off. Most of us(the people who vote for him) also knew we wouldn't vote for him in elections to come. Sure, if you want to argue he is the leader of the opposition therefore ''instert Uke's dumb logic'' sure. But no, we want Pierre out and for a good leader to step up. As I have mentioned before.

by uke_master

DRINK DRINK DRINK!!!

I'm sorry that we follow the law and due process in this Canada and can't just get mad at the bad indians.

I don't mind the drinking game, bit early on a Friday but I'm all game but just to clarify, that's a quote from a news article. Not from me. I did not ask if all citizens were from India, I already know the answer to that as the extortion was done by Bishnoi gang.

As for your second sentence, that's exactly why I said about you what I said that ended up with me getting banned for 7 days. Even in this case, the most obvious fraud case ever, where some of the perpetrators were here on expired student visas try to loophole their stay into Canada, that you and I will be paying for, you still defend these scumbags instead of your own country.

Honestly, you're a disgrace.


by Pablito

Most of us said that after he lost his riding he should've ****ed off. Most of us(the people who vote for him) also knew we wouldn't vote for him in elections to come. Sure, if you want to argue he is the leader of the opposition therefore ''instert Uke's dumb logic'' sure. But no, we want Pierre out and for a good leader to step up. As I have mentioned before.

Lolol who do you imagine you are talking to? If you don't think I of all people think Poilievre should have left after he lost the election and lost his seat then you don't know who you are talking to. Of course this doesn't mean he is irrelevant today, but yes I think if the CPC wants the best chance of beating Carney they should dump him. As it is, the CPC is close in the polls, but they are dragged down by a bad leader.

I did not ask if all citizens were from India, I already know the answer to that

DRINK UP!!!

by Pablito

As for your second sentence, that's exactly why I said about you what I said that ended up with me getting banned for 7 days. Even in this case, the most obvious fraud case ever, where some of the perpetrators were here on expired student visas try to loophole their stay into Canada, that you and I will be paying for, you still defend these scumbags instead of your own country.

Lol. I'm not defending them lmao, what kind of weird take is this. I'm saying that everyone deserves due legal process in Canada. It's important to defend this bedrock principle of our democracy even when we think people are scumbags. But don't confuse defending the principle of due process with defending said scumbags. Just lmao at getting all mad but still being too chicken to just do the name calling you clearly want to imply.


by uke_master

Lolol who do you imagine you are talking to? If you don't think I of all people think Poilievre should have left after he lost the election and lost his seat then you don't know who you are talking to. Of course this doesn't mean he is irrelevant today, but yes I think if the CPC wants the best chance of beating Carney they should dump him. As it is, the CPC is close in the pol

Yeah not sure what we're debating about then. Guess my accusation of you being late to the party is valid but we agree that Pierre should go. Unlike politicians I realized that he was useless long before he did and therefore I called him irrelevant. Which he will be very soon.

Lol. I'm not defending them lmao, what kind of weird take is this. I'm saying that everyone deserves due legal process in Canada. It's important to defend this bedrock principle of our democracy even when we think people are scumbags. But don't confuse defending the principle of due process with defending said scumbags. Just lmao at getting all mad but still being too chicken to just do the name calling you clearly want to imply.

Disagree. They are illegal in this country committing crimes. They deserve nothing but instant deportation or the noose. It's not important to defend this bedrock principle of our democracy when it comes to illegal scumbags extorting Canadians. They should've been deported yesterday but instead they get to stay here for a few more years on our tax payers money because Canada is a soft joke of a country.

It's kinda funny, this insane thinking is EXACTLY what got Trump elected. Snowflakes like yourself gaslighting the population that a Laken Riley being killed by an illegal alien is totally fine cause reasons.

Just lmao at getting all mad but still being too chicken to just do the name calling you clearly want to imply.

Cba getting banned again but yes, to be clear, if I was king of Canada you'd be wasting away in the gulags for treason.


by Pablito

Yeah not sure what we're debating about then. Guess my accusation of you being late to the party is valid but we agree that Pierre should go.

Me neither. You came at me out of nowhere. Maybe you confused me with shifty or lozen or one of the random pierre bootlickers, but I've been at that party since before you got to this forum.

It's not important to defend this bedrock principle of our democracy when it comes to illegal scumbags extorting Canadians.

That's when it is MOST important to defend bedrock principles of democracy. Basic rule of law and due process start to get eroded FIRST at the places where we might all agree to label them scumbags. Today the world is watching the trial of Charlie Kirk's murderer. And that trial is important. The outcome is all but guaranteed, but even then as a human he is has a right to a fair trial with a competent defense following the rule of law and to take it away from anyone anywhere it to take it away from everyone everywhere.


by uke_master

Me neither. You came at me out of nowhere. Maybe you confused me with shifty or lozen or one of the random pierre bootlickers, but I've been at that party since before you got to this forum. That's when it is MOST important to defend bedrock principles of democracy. Basic rule of law and due process start to get eroded FIRST at the places where we might all agree to label them

Lol more lies I even voted for the conservative leader and I never voted for Pierre . But once he was elected he was the choice

Amazing how critical you are of a opposition leader that would be best for the liberals to win but never critical on a leader that is doing to Katie what he did to Canada


im not sure why your so happy to have a liberal majority. Long term its going to be very bad for the party because they wont be able to blame the demise of Canada on anyone else since they will have ruled for 20 years.

I would imagine as a liberal strategists its better longterm to let someone else run it for 4 years then take it back so you have someone to blame it all on. Its likely to stain the party for a very long time among the youth. They are mostly voted in by 50+. I don't see the liberals doing so good when the demographics change

And no this is not a anti liberal posts its just strategy the downswing of Canada probably can't be avoided


by lozen

Amazing how critical you are of a opposition leader that would be best for the liberals to win but never critical on a leader that is doing to Katie what he did to Canada

lmao always you and getting excited about people having sex

I’m sorry your are upset you got labels a Pierre bootlicker. Maybe it was the years of cloning his talking points here? I’d work on that first not righteous indignation.


by uke_master

lmao always you and getting excited about people having sex

I’m sorry your are upset you got labels a Pierre bootlicker. Maybe it was the years of cloning his talking points here? I’d work on that first not righteous indignation.

The girly boy is fxxking Katie Perry (the Astronaut) keep up with the news

Label me a Pierre Bootlicker really do not care

This pretty much sums up Uke

  • Nazi someone that disagrees with a liberal
  • Racist Someone that diagrees with a liberal
  • Fascist Someone that disgrees with a liberal
  • Misogynist Someone that disagrees with a liberal
  • Homophobe Someone that disagrees with a liberal
  • Transphobe Someone that disagrees with a liberal
  • Bigot Someone that disagrees with a liberal

[LIST=7]
[*]Nazi because of the stuff you post here
[*]Racist because of the stuff you post here
[*]Fascist because of the stuff you post here
[*]Misogynist because of the stuff you post here
[*]Homophobe because of the stuff you post here
[*]Transphobe because of the stuff you post here
[*]Bigot because of the stuff you post here
[/LIST]

ftfy, Lazy Lozen.


by BobTheSlob

[LIST=7]
[*]Nazi because of the stuff you post here
[*]Racist because of the stuff you post here
[*]Fascist because of the stuff you post here
[*]Misogynist because of the stuff you post here
[*]Homophobe because of the stuff you post here
[*]Transphobe because of the stuff you post here
[*]Bigot because of the stuff you post here
[/LIST]

ftfy, Lazy Lozen.

Feel free to cite any of them 😀 You cant


Why would I wallow through hundreds of stupid, worthless posts of yours just so will say "Nuh Uh!" like the brain-dead, dishonest Trumpster that you are?!


by lozen

The girly boy is fxxking Katie Perry (the Astronaut)/QUOTE]The fantasizing about who the "girly boy" Trudeau is sleeping with has been one of the odder aspects of your obsession with him.

[quote]

This pretty much sums up Uke

  • Nazi someone that disagrees with a liberal
  • Racist Someone that diagrees with a liberal
  • Fascist Someone that disgrees with a liberal
  • Misogynist Someone that disagrees with a liberal
  • Homophobe Someone that disagrees with a liberal
  • Transphobe Someone that disagrees with a liberal
  • Bigot Someone that disagrees with a liberal

Lol. Sometimes I think you would just LOVE if I called you a nazi or a racist or a fascist etc. Except....as you put it....cite me. It's this bizarre projection.


by MoViN.tArGeT

im not sure why your so happy to have a liberal majority. Long term its going to be very bad for the party because they wont be able to blame the demise of Canada on anyone else since they will have ruled for 20 years.I would imagine as a liberal strategists its better longterm to let someone else run it for 4 years then take it back so you have someone to blame it all on. Its

Lets be honest after 10 years of Justin Trudeau and more debt accumulated by him than all the PM's combined, 1,000,000 unaccounted for immigrants, a place were all investment has vacated itself due to policies that made Canada a terrible place to invest and 3 more years of Trump ( Yes Uke I said I thought he would be better for Canada and so wrong) interprovincial trade barriers that have yet to come down this Country is in for some difficult times unless it starts to take some radical steps.

The latest boondoggles by the government in free money to Stelantis, free money to Algoma , and losing the port for Nutrien.


by lozen

Lets be honest after 10 years of Justin Trudeau and more debt accumulated by him than all the PM's combined, 1,000,000 unaccounted for immigrants, a place were all investment has vacated itself due to policies that made Canada a terrible place to invest and 3 more years of Trump ( Yes Uke I said I thought he would be better for Canada and so wrong) interprovincial trade barrie

Compare to who ?


by MoViN.tArGeT

im not sure why your so happy to have a liberal majority. Long term its going to be very bad for the party because they wont be able to blame the demise of Canada on anyone else since they will have ruled for 20 years.I would imagine as a liberal strategists its better longterm to let someone else run it for 4 years then take it back so you have someone to blame it all on. Its

Id be happy because Carney is the better person for the job than Poilievre for the next four years. I don’t think one should just abandon that for some speculative projection about long term voter intentions.


by Montrealcorp

Compare to who ?

Well lets look at few latest projects
Nutrien is investing billions in a port in Washington state to ship potash. Its seems funny that US Coal goes through our ports and CDN potash will go through American ports
Stalantis moved its auto plant to the states after getting all the free money that Im sure we will never see back
A majority of Oil investment $$$ have gone to the USA

If I was a betting man I would say Trump pulls out of CUSMA next year as well

As well the tanker ban is so dumb as it only applies to CDN tankers while currently 1000's of tankers from Alaska pass by those water all year long with Alaskan resources


His question was compared to who? You think Poilievre is magically changing Trump’s choice to attack Canada?


by uke_master

His question was compared to who? You think Poilievre is magically changing Trump’s choice to attack Canada?

No his question is highlighted I think I got it right


Nope. The highlighted was about Canada being a terrible place to invest. The evidence you supplied was things like Stellantis closing some Canadian production which is obviously due not to your hatred of Trudeau but due to Trump. It's like ya, a bunch of shitty things are happening to Canada right now. It sucks. It sucks that people supported Trump and elected him and certain canadian forum members repeat his talking points here. It's not that every single bad thing in Canada right now is Trump's fault of course, but you were the one that put the news event most significantly related to Trump on your list.


by uke_master

Nope. The highlighted was about Canada being a terrible place to invest. The evidence you supplied was things like Stellantis closing some Canadian production which is obviously due not to your hatred of Trudeau but due to Trump. It's like ya, a bunch of shitty things are happening to Canada right now. It sucks. It sucks that people supported Trump and elected him and certain c

Nice of you to interpret what Montreal meant

Let me ask you this Do you think Justin Trudeau was a terrible PM ?


My god lozen. He’s gone. You can stop obsessing and endlessly trying to steer the conversation back to relitigating your hatred of Trudeau.

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