Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

The MLB offseason.

But college baseball starts in under 3 weeks.

I don't even start to follow MLB until after the NCAA MCWS.

And don't even bring up Spring Training. "Pitchers and catchers arrive in X days." Oh boy! I'll try to contain my lack of excitement. Worthless games, useless stats, split crews. Why even bother?

Baseball strike in 1994 pissed me off so much I completely stopped watching it.

I heard something about a lock-out this season, too? We may be lucky to get MLB this year :-(

Would be next year. Dodgers doing their best to ensure it happens, especially if they win again this year with their 87 quadrillion dollar payroll. (And I'm not even mad about it, I'm a Yankees fan and we did plenty of that **** over the years. But they need to overhaul some **** to keep the sport healthy.)

Az, the work stoppage will be for next season. The World Baseball Classic starts March 6th so some baseball during sprint training time will be worth watching.

Teams like the Marlins and Pirates that spend 25% of their revenue on payroll are equally if not more to blame than the big spenders.

It doesn't actually pass me off, but why do airlines with assigned seating trwat boarding first as a special privilege?

We'd like to thank our veterans and triple diamond gold members by offering them the chance to be crammed into an airplane seat for an extra 15 minutes.

I have thought about that a lot and my best answer is people want to get their full size carryon into the overhead.

Late boarders frequently have to gate check.

solid read

Because as soon as I am on, the flight attendant brings me my drink.

I figure if I'm the last person on the plane before the door closes, I win.

But that's just me...

I'd much rather spend time in the calm airplane (at least, once seated) than the madding gate area.

I haven't flown much lately, but am usually in the second group. As mentioned, it's nice to have guaranteed carry-on space.

As mentioned, sitting in those crappy seats for longer than I have to is not an advantage. Since I'm on the aisle and will have to get up to let the outer people in anyway, I'll stand in my seat space and try to stretch a bit before sitting.

I received a $2 bill in my change this morning. The part that aggravates me - I know I will put it in the drawer where it will sit until I die.

as proven by the half life of feces
older you get the fewer shats you have to give
rush to wait or wait to rush
the same plane contains and transports everyone to somewhere else at exactly the same time
happy either way as long as i get there while avoiding being posted with extra tic tacs

shats on a plane

Damn it Red, I almost got all the way thru your post on the
same wave link until the "tic tacs"...

we both should have quit while still ahead

gorgeous prose

that leftover pizza tastes better cold

That McLovin has bad taste buds.

I enjoy leftover pizza cold. It just pisses me off when it shouldn’t.

Shouldn't piss me off because I might have a hint of an accent, but there's a local TV weather guy repeatedly talking about various levels of "ass" accumulation tonight and tomorrow. LOL

When MMA fighters look like they might be related to Joe Dirt