LC for your amusement

Thursday night 4 8 8 handed game. Game is good, but not crazy. Then a wtf hand.

UTG folds, UTG +1 to my right is mostly unknown but after about an hour is showing LAGTard symptoms limps.

I look at As9s and raise, everyone calls to LAGtard who 3!, I cap, EVERYONE calls. 7 ways to flop, 14 BB

Flop comes KcQh4s. Checks to BTN, MA indian lady mostly unknown, bets. 2 folds, 4 calls. 5 ways to turn 16 BB

Turn is 5h. Checks to BTN who bets again, TARD folds, getting 17-1 I call praying my 3 ace outs are good, one call to my left, CO folds. 3 ways to river.

BTN yells "no hearts" as the 2h comes out. She visibly reacts.

I check, checks and mucks(claims he had JTo), BTN checks.

I look at her and laugh, 'I don't have hearts' as I prepare to muck

"what do you have?" she asks

"any pair is good ma'am"

She tables Jc7c.