Tiger Woods Career From Here (LOL EL RATA YOU FRAUD)
Tiger Woods Career From Here (LOL EL RATA YOU FRAUD)
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Tiger Woods Career From Here (LOL EL RATA YOU FRAUD)

Yes, his performance in majors of T4, T4 and T23 is far from embarrassing. Yes, he's still likely recovering somewhat f

06 August 2010 at 04:18 AM
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I'm beginning to think he's won his last major.


by ec_outlaw m

I'm beginning to think he's won his last major.

I think you may be able to take McCord's spot announcing at Augusta 😃


Can't Tiger afford a self-driving Tesla?


chauffeurs were invented for a reason


by TimTimSalabim m

Can't Tiger afford a self-driving Tesla?

sure, but that doesn't offer the thrill of getting fully zooted on pills and mowing down some pedestrians with your military-grade suv


Genesis isn't going to be happy he was driving a Range Rover. Or maybe in this case the will be!




Will be interesting as to why he refused the urine test. Not necessarily an admission of guilt but probably doesn't want the public to know how many different pills and steroids he's taking.


by Shifty86 m

Will be interesting as to why he refused the urine test. Not necessarily an admission of guilt but probably doesn't want the public to know how many different pills and steroids he's taking.

Standard. No?

I'm guessing that by this point he is well-versed in what to say and do/refuse to do under these circumstances.


by Shifty86 m

Will be interesting as to why he refused the urine test. Not necessarily an admission of guilt but probably doesn't want the public to know how many different pills and steroids he's taking.

Oh I'm sure that charge disappears in the future


This might really be a slow motion tragedy in the making? Hard to say what is going on with him.

I once test drove a Range Rover. One of the big selling points the guy was making was "You can't hardly roll this thing over." And they take you through this obstacle course thing. But Tiger's a talented dude.


by Tom Ames m

This should be required in his next car:

Roll cages are dangerous in street applications. Besides, that's now two rollovers he has come out with only one having a semi-serious injury. Him being high as **** is a safety measure of it's own. He'll be fine when this happens again in a few years.


Out of curiosity, what would it take for you to consider an injury as "serious"?


by ec_outlaw m

Out of curiosity, what would it take for you to consider an injury as "serious"?

I'll upgrade it to "serious" because his leg could've been amputated, and it seems like it actually has had a lingering impact. In terms of a car crash, especially that one, just breaking a bone seems like one of the better outcomes you could expect.


What's the point of a urine test to prove DUI? Most narcotics stay in your system for days, wouldn't the best way to prove it was the cause of the accident be a blood test?


Jack Nicklaus still GOAT


Sources say Tiger is still practice hard to play the Masters. GOAT


by Shifty86 m

Sources say Tiger is still practice hard to play the Masters. GOAT

UGA football team should caravan over there every day for moral support! And a little friendly competition to keep him sharp ...


by Shifty86 m

Sources say Tiger is still practice hard to play the Masters. GOAT

by Tom Ames m

UGA football team should caravan over there every day for moral support! And a little friendly competition to keep him sharp ...

applaud measured sarcasm by the nuance

while various types of natural born athens leaks wear different nos
they all curb smart coaches from acting to prevent athletes from allways drifting left during hot 'lanta motor speedway nights

appreciate the needed rewatch reminder

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Tiger Woods was "sweating profusely" and appeared "lethargic and slow" after his crash last weekend, according to an arrest affidavit released Tuesday. The golfer told investigators with the Martin County Sheriff's Office that he had taken "a few" prescription drugs earlier in the day, and a deputy later found two hydrocodone pills in Woods's left pocket.

Wood was arrested Friday on suspicion of driving under the influence and refusing to submit to a drug test, after the black Land Rover he was driving swerved to avoid rear-ending a pickup truck that had slowed down to make a turn. The Land Rover clipped the back of a trailer attached to the pickup truck, causing the SUV to roll over onto the driver's side. Woods is currently out of jail on bail and has pleaded not guilty.

TCPalm.com, the region's main newspaper, uploaded a copy of the affidavit. Woods told deputies on Friday that he had been looking down at his phone and changing the radio station while driving, causing him to miss that the pickup truck in front of him had slowed down.

let he who hasn't flipped their truck while looking at their phone and changing the radio station while zooted on opioids cast the first stone


LOL!!!!!


Pretty crazy that if he didn't clip the side of a trailer and rollover instead of rear ending a regular vehicle this probably barely makes the news. He would have just offered to buy the driver a new vehicle and they drive away and he's wearing a green jacket next Sunday. Now he's on his way to rehab and facing legal trouble.


How does he not hire a driver after the last time he could have died? Dude's got a billion dollars you'd think he'd put some safety precautions on that never happening again. Not to mention risking other peoples lives.


May his opioid rehab be as successful as his sex addiction treatment.


by Tom Ames m

May his opioid rehab be as successful as his sex addiction treatment.

Sounds like he was fully prepared to still play the masters even after the accident until he was told not to. Now he's leaving the country for "rehab" in dubai or somewhere while not showing up to PGA committee meetings and withdrawing from RC captain. I think Tiger is pissed.

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