Moderation Questions
The last iteration of the moderation discussion thread was a complete disaster. Numerous attempts to keep it on topic fa
This dude has to be on the high score list of terrible answer to post ratio for a troll.
Literally ignored in every thread.
Kinda feel bad for him now, this guy is an insult to the all the other trolls before him.
This dude has to be on the high score list of terrible answer to post ratio for a troll.
Literally ignored in every thread.
Kinda feel bad for him now, this guy is an insult to the all the other trolls before him.
give it time. someone will break over my foid baits sooner or later. rn they are all sheet scared of letting it out due the social omertà which reaches even here, which I’m kind of surprised of. you all became a bunch of scared cu.cks in the last 10 years. time to men up (again)
give it time. someone will break over my foid baits sooner or later. rn they are all sheet scared of letting it out due the social omertà which reaches even here, which I’m kind of surprised of. you all became a bunch of scared cu.cks in the last 10 years. time to men up (again)
Bro, take it from a pro, you are a terrible ****ing troll. For so many reasons that I won't even bother to go into right now. There are at least half a dozen.
Bro, take it from a pro, you are a terrible ****ing troll. For so many reasons that I won't even bother to go into right now. There are at least half a dozen.
Coming from a guy who is a PRO in trolling on some obscure, dying poker forum for boomers, but ok, show me how it’s done and I’ll share 50% of my future bans with you, in perpetuity throughout the universe
suddenly I like you. Every man has to find his niche. I’m glad you found yours. I’m currently bi-curious. Not sure if I should keep running below EV in MTTs, or tilt profitable c.unts here. What would you advise?
suddenly I like you. Every man has to find his niche. I’m glad you found yours. I’m currently bi-curious. Not sure if I should keep running below EV in MTTs, or tilt profitable c.unts here. What would you advise?
I'm not sure if you think you discovered something heretofore unknown to man with your special divining rod, but when I did an AMA in this forum a few years back, I linked that specific thread in the OP of my AMA.
I'm not sure if you think you discovered something heretofore unknown to man with your special divining rod, but when I did an AMA in this forum a few years back, I linked that specific thread in the OP of my AMA.
I’m not trying to ridicule you, I am a loosing player too, not as rich as you were tho. I’m venting here and getting my dopamine from tilting bloated mods instead of spending time on solver or any other GTO software (I hate that stuff). Later in the evening I’ll be losing money in micro stakes mtts (I’m break even at best). Sometimes I j.erk off in anger after I make a stupid call/shove white 10 ppl left and the cycle repeats daily. I need guidance
I’m not trying to ridicule you, I am a loosing player too, not as rich as you were tho. I’m venting here and getting my dopamine from tilting bloated mods instead of spending time on solver or any other GTO software (I hate that stuff). Later in the evening I’ll be losing money in micro stakes mtts (I’m break even at best). Sometimes I j.erk off in anger after I make a stupid c
You should chat to our man washoe. You guys are a match made in heaven.
I’m not trying to ridicule you, I am a loosing player too, not as rich as you were tho. I’m venting here and getting my dopamine from tilting bloated mods instead of spending time on solver or any other GTO software (I hate that stuff). Later in the evening I’ll be losing money in micro stakes mtts (I’m break even at best). Sometimes I j.erk off in anger after I make a stupid c
The mods are bloated?
Jerking off in anger is quite an image.
Let’s get serious now. My biggest leak is the lack of… courage. I know the theory quite well, I know what to do in almost every scenario preflop YET I don’t do it. For example I’m holding KQo on BB ans SB shoves while we’re both 10bb deep, and I fold cause I’m paranoid he has A2o. When I have like A5s I fold cause paranoia of A6o kicks in. Last time I protected my BB with 66 and 10bbs and lost to a r/c from MP who had 77 and was sooo furious that couldn’t sleep and had to w.ank several times. I know it’s supposed to happen (close overcards/overpairs) but I feel like a failure when it does and can’t play properly because of that (I also become a total maniac the moment it occurs). This is not a joke, I really need to deal with this but I don’t know how. I need money badly, I’m in a debt equivalent to what you lost on stars. fr
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Let’s get serious now. My biggest leak is the lack of… courage. I know the theory quite well, I know what to do in almost every scenario preflop YET I don’t do it. For example I’m holding KQo on BB ans SB shoves while we’re both 10bb deep, and I fold cause I’m paranoid he has A2o. When I have like A5s I fold cause paranoia of A6o kicks in. La
TLDR, but I read the first bit. Can you knock off what % KQo is vs A2o without looking?
Also, do you fold A2 in the same spot because you are afraid villain has kqo?
TLDR, but I read the first bit. Can you knock off what % KQo is vs A2o without looking?
Also, do you fold A2 in the same spot because you are afraid villain has kqo?
I thought it was like 48/52 but the spread is a bit bigger (42/58), just checked. No, but I’d fold A2o or even A2s cause I’m SURE he has A3-A7 this time. I’m insecure AF
I thought it was like 48/52 but the spread is a bit bigger (42/58), just checked. No, but I’d fold A2o or even A2s cause I’m SURE he has A3-A7 this time. I’m insecure AF
It's impossible to win a tourney with more than, say 50 runners without getting it in bad at least once.
Stick to cash, bruh.
I thought it was like 48/52 but the spread is a bit bigger (42/58), just checked. No, but I’d fold A2o or even A2s cause I’m SURE he has A3-A7 this time. I’m insecure AF
Also, a2 chops with a2-a7 pretty much most of the time. Vs other wheel aces, you might actually win rather than chop.
Also, a2 chops with a3-a7 pretty much most of the time. Vs other wheel aces, you might actually win rather than chop.
Thanks to you I just realized that there’s and enormous edge by calling Bb vs SB. I’ve spent my entire poker career by flipping close to 50/50 (pairs vs overs) and that’s why I was brak even almost my entire donkspan. Let’s try it out. Any more tips?
I think you are being sarcastic, but in a lot of tournament situations, especially faster structures, there really is. The SB player feels he is obliged to shove pretty much any 2 with 10bb effective or less. You can adjust your calling range accordingly.
Dude who sucks at poker wants to take up micro-stakes online poker in 2026 to get $200K out of debt?
"I know the theory quite well" but frames a tourney question without any relevant data included that could make it an insta-call or an insta-fold. That alone would flag it as a troll post, yet you felt compelled to include the $200k debt part, lmao.
Then to top it off "cash is boring." If it were, you'd be making money instead of donking it off in MTTs and then gooning for hours.
Try harder, man. This troll sucks.
Dude who sucks at poker wants to take up micro-stakes online poker in 2026 to get $200K out of debt? "I know the theory quite well" but frames a tourney question without any relevant data included that could make it an insta-call or an insta-fold. That alone would flag it as a troll post, yet you felt compelled to include the $200k debt part, lmao.Then to top it off "cash is bo
My last 3-4 posts were me being honest with you. I had a business for last 10 years, with two foreign branches. I failed spectacularly, around 200k euro debt. Now I’m back to being 20yo donk, although I’m 37. And yes, I do wa.nk when I lose, it’s sad but that’s life
