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Perfect segue for McLovin and noise cancelling headphones. I was on a flight probably about 4 years ago, I had some drinks beforehand and was feeling good, and I decided to fire up Superbad since I hadn't watched it in years (I basically watch it once a year now to keep it fresh and laugh my ass off every time), but I was laughing my ass off, and a flight attendant basically told me to keep it down since some ****ing ******* complained that I was being too loud. Like get some ****ing noise cancelling headphones. Does that person complain every time some ****ing baby cries on the plane? Completely ruined the vibe and movie for me from that point forward. **** that guy.

wow **** that guy. that guy DEFINITELY ate his dessert alone just like Steven Glansburg.

thx RedEyEs.

My wife must have bought half a dozen flight pillows over the years, all but one of them variations on the padded neck brace theme. None of them have come on more than a couple flights, and most of them have since been donated to Goodwill. We currently have one of those memory foam monstrosities, and it is in the pile of Goodwill donations in the garage. I really need to take that stuff in. The shelf is full.

What Red said about noise cancelling headphones. They don't make it dead quiet as they allude to in commercials, but are a nice draw-down on the people/engine noise.

Plus, it also makes it obvious you aren't interested in your seatmates' children/latest surgeries/job/whatever.

I loved JYD. Who's the masked guy?

Mr. Olympia, aka Jerry "Mr. Perfect" Stubbs (a gimmick he would later gift to Curt Hennig).

I can see that. What era was that? I'm recalling JYD when he occasionally ventured to WCCW in Dallas and Wrestling at the Chase in STL. Never a WWF fan in the 80's.

I'm not positive, but this would likely be early 80s Mid-South Wrestling.

Got an email from Mike McCarthy today. (no, not mark's favorite semi-recent coach). Some guy from something called McCarthy Search.

[QUOTE=Mike McCarthy]
Hi golddog,
After reviewing your profile, we believe you might be well-suited for the following opportunity:
Lead Heavy Duty Mechanics burnco colorado
Location: Eastlake, CO
If you're open to new opportunities, you can learn more, get a customized resume, and apply here: Full Job Details
Best regards,
McCarthy Search
P.S. Here are a couple of other jobs that might interest you:
● Retail Merchandiser, Erie, CO
● Part Time Product Demonstrator in Costco, Broomfield, CO

[/QUOTE]

Yes, I'm sure doing software for 30+ years gives me great qualifications to be a heavy duty mechanic.

Those last two sound pretty awesome as well.

Brilliant. You'd make a great heavy duty mechanic. Or, handing out samples at Costco. Either way, you're their man.

It reads to me that they're trying to sell you a resume' writing and job application service.

I don't see how you can pass up such a golden opportunity!

more like such a golden dog of an opportunity

Let me know when you're at Costco and I'll come say hi.

Speaking of saying hi, when and where do I go for poker? I've only been talking about it for four years.

As long as they're not watching where the samples go too closely, it might be o.k.

All of this!

I'll send a message.

I rolled into my local Ace Hardware this afternoon. And for anybody who has patronized Ace knows, you cannot take three steps in that store without being greeted and offered assistance.

I said, ‘ok, pal, tell you what, there’s a tenner in it for you if you can guess what I need. I’ll give you a hint and three guesses’. He couldn’t. But agreed I was pretty much correct.

Here’s the hint - ‘I’m here to buy the dumbest thing you sell’.

What say you?

Limited experience with Ace in the past several years, but: water?

feels like a dylan historian trying to bait us into some sort of lyrical riddle

Oh, so close.

I’m not that clever.

dehydrated water