Summer transfer window (teh soccer)
Summer transfer window (teh soccer)
8
z

Summer transfer window (teh soccer)

On top of the world but we're still adding mother****ing Kroupi Jr and Batrakov because Luis Campos doesn't care about fair play, he wants all the studs.

Kang-In, Ramos and Zabarny out it looks like. Barcola looks like he's staying

Madrits signing M'bappé's buddies and washed dudes because they're free, gg gl

03 June 2026 at 02:47 PM
Reply...

46 Replies

8
z


RM is going downhill just as Flo's mind is...

He only looks at free agents and bargains... although I get Dumfries for 25M

Still a better strat than paying €63M for Mastantuono though


Barca will press Real into the ocean

If Kroupiiiiiiiiiii is joining PSG surely you want to free up some space for him? Just throw us your worst winger and we are good.


Kroupi getting Ramos and Kang-In minutes i think

Best i can do is M'Baye on loan no option


by andre006 m

Kroupi getting Ramos and Kang-In minutes i think

Best i can do is M'Baye on loan no option

Kroupi coming to Arsenal BUT if you desperately want him, we'll gladly take Kvaradona of your hands.

by Slugant m

RM is going downhill just as Flo's mind is...

He only looks at free agents and bargains... although I get Dumfries for 25M

Still a better strat than paying €63M for Mastantuono though

Big big Dumfries fan. 25m is a steal if he can stay healthy for a full season lol.


Kroupi wants PSG and we want Kroupi. Only Bournemouth can spoil the party, Zabarny business last year wasn't easy.

Spoiler
Show

It's a layup


Real wants Calafiori and sent an 80million bid. Think I'm willing to sell honestly, maybe we can even get around 100 for him with addons.

Dont get me wrong he is great, but hardly can provide throughout the whole season due to injuries.


Just what RM needs, more injury prone players
Its like they refuse to learn anything from this season


by MindFckr m

Real wants Calafiori and sent an 80million bid. Think I'm willing to sell honestly, maybe we can even get around 100 for him with addons.

Dont get me wrong he is great, but hardly can provide throughout the whole season due to injuries.

Couldn't agree more. Was reading this earlier this morning but he's missed 44 games since joining Arsenal in 2024 due to 9 different injuries.


barca need a striker and it's not really obvious how it will happen if they dont work something out for julian alverez

also if they are smart they will scam someone into buying kounde this summer


Pool seems like a logical destination for a CB scam as they have just lost Konate.

Dummfries is also joining Real, which is smart business for 25million. Think that is it for TAA at rightback, maybe he can move to the midfield?


Who is worth 150m?


Has to be a PSG guy. Although doubt PSG will be easier to deal with.

Otherwise Im struggling to come up with an answer unless Luis Diaz valuation just burst through the roof.


Yesterday it was supposed to be Joao Neves but today it's Vitinha.

One clown said he was going to get Haaland, so the other had to raise the bar.


by SootedPowa m

Who is worth 150m?

Olise?

Don't think Olise can fix Real's problems but wouldn't surprise me if it's him after the season he has had.


I think the bro said it’s not Olise but now Fabrizio says it’s Olise and he was bluffing it’s not so idk


Also Robertson to Spurs done and dusted.


by SootedPowa m

Also Robertson to Spurs done and dusted.

Good Djed Spence backup I guess


Throwing Pepe in there, Mourinho still got moves wp


This is going to be absolute cinema, whichever way this goes.


Dear god, whats the over/under for the RM bench receiving red cards now :p

Also, apparently the 150M man is Julian Alvarez


We are apparently interested in a number of wingers, which is unsurprising.

However also the Mateus Fernandes...yes West Ham Fernandes that missed the 1on1 with Raya. But they apparently want 85million which is a bit rich for a Championship player


Relegated club with ownership trouble wants 85M, will probably settle for 60 something.


Sensi also in on a free and Van Hecke bid incoming.

Looking at the stats, De Zerbi might actually have a plan.



Spurs going for a hat trick of 17th place finishes.

Reply...