Allen Kessler (CHAINSAW) Avatar [Photoshoppers needed!]
Since i suck at everything to do with photo shop i figured i would come to my favorite forum for some assitance!:
I'm Looking for a picture of Allen Kessler with the word "Chainsaw!" across his face or shown in some matter, any of your guys' help would be appreciated.
Do it up!
-g0lfa
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Serious props for digging up a 15 year old thread.
Kessler is going to win a bracelet one of these days..
2026 World Series of Poker
Event #23: $10,000 Seven Card Stud Championship
Day: 3
Event Info
Players Left 5 /130
They Call Him "Chainsaw"
"Why do they call you Chainsaw?" James Cheung inquired.
"Because I cut down the competition," Kessler replied. "It was a joke."
Of course, no stream. Cheung going for his second 7-stud bracelet at the 2026 WSOP. I'd love to hear an Asian guy speaking with a British accent , if he does at all. Brewer busted so four on dinner break at the moment.
Might I add, Kihara just took down the 10K 2-7 draw for a bracelet a few days ago. He and Cheung about even in chips.
Always a Bridesmaid, never a Bride.
3rd place for $139K, not too shabby.
I wonder what Allen makes per year - my guess is somewhere around 50k - his largest score is 276k and only 7 6 figure scores over his whole career. My guess is he grinds out a bare minimum standard of living but 50k when you're living alone isn't too bad.
Chainsaw loses money every year he plays poker.
I would guess he's down a milly for his lifetime, maybe more.
Chainsaw loses money every year he plays poker.I would guess he's down a milly for his lifetime, maybe more.
Yeah has to be more than that (per chainsaw tracker):
2021: -$111,075
2022: -$71,047
2023: -$91,841
2024: -$179,430
2025: -$131,361
Spoiler
not including comps tho
I wonder what Allen makes per year - my guess is somewhere around 50k - his largest score is 276k and only 7 6 figure scores over his whole career. My guess is he grinds out a bare minimum standard of living but 50k when you're living alone isn't too bad.
So, twice what you make annually.
