Summer transfer window (teh soccer)

It all depends if they are willing to give a manager some time already. If they'll cycle through 3 this season too then they are fucked no matter who joins.

Sensi and Van Hecke were both really good for their respective teams. Madders and Kulusevski back should also bring some razzle, dazzle. Think they will be in the top8-10 or higher.

Wonder if they can bring in a good forward and not have Richarlison leading the line.

Also what is happening in Madrid is pretty crazy. Florentino wins presidency, talks about galactico signings, submits a fake bid for Alvarez which gets rejected as Atletico just thinks they are taking the piss. Amazing scenes.

I wouldn't bank on Kulusevski coming back soon, and Maddison is hardly reliable.

Meanwhile, in Madrid

Just building up the cinema that is Simeone vs Mourinho coming later

Is Trafford really the best way for Spurs to spend money?

He improved a ton but still seems such an anti galactico with his touch sometimes. It feels almost as weird as Luuk de Jong at Barcelona.

Dumfries might run harder than Trent but is also MIA from defense half the game, and if Mourinho won't let him play as a ~wingback, they'd better buy someone else.

He is more kamikaze than many realize, Koeman also really struggles with the question whom to pair him with on The Netherlands' right wing. But Koeman struggles with everything, I guess.

Curious to see what Mourinho will do with the whole team, I think it'll be very asymmetrical, swift counter oriented and versatile between games/leagues?

No, but the club is run by absolute clowns who seem to be under the impression if they spend ££££ this summer it will compensate for their incompetence.

RM are pretty much the king of wheeling in free agents
Not that you always get top of the bill with that tactic but getting dumfries + konate for 20M is always nice, and for depth bernardo silva for free... would do more good then harm

And I see the 150M galactico bid as a total PR stunt and nothing else

He will probably do wonderfully in the league. He is a great footballer.

Also someone inform Mr Florentino that 150€ gets you Elliot Anderson and not mr Galactico these days

No there isn't. He did really well covering for Vicario and showed a lot of "character" after Athletico.

Of course, our clueless management tried to punt him off to West Ham in January which says it all really.

Indeed.

Cucurella to Real done. 50mill and some addons.

Cucurella already the 4th incoming player for RM
Probably bye bye to Mendy and Fran Garcia

Rashford for 40million. Who says no?

I desperately want Barcola, but I think Pool are in a more desperate situation with the Salah departure so they will be willing to shill out more and quickly.

Wages though - the club doesn't need a queue of agents pushing to renegotiate contracts at a much higher level.

That is true. But we need difference makers. The guy looks like it.

Also I'm reading that Salah might stay? The goodbye was a bit premature then lol

Mourinho cooking an alltime bastard team

Ceballos leaving is probably the best transfer

Ceballos getting serious minutes for Real must be up there with Gravesen

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I actually ment Akliouche and Diomandé

Barcola now available, gl Mindfckr this is the closest to a young Thierry Henry you can get imo

Would love for him to come.

Monaco signed Nazinho, a shame he wont get to play with Geubbels under Adolf Hutter

I am so confused how we have smashed our transfer record twice in the same week. We have made 5 experienced premier league signings and it is July 1. What the **** is happening.

We have turned into Man Utd circa 5 years ago, that's what. Overpaying significantly for players at the behest of a manager who will be gone in 18 months, at which point the process will start again, while selling off our best young players to flourish elsewhere.

Been doom scrolling for the last 2 hours and just saw Tonali to Spurs for 100m.

Honestly, good for you guys. No idea what’s happening there but finally some real ambition.