** World Cup 2026 - USA, Canada, Mexico Thread **

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lol at ECU coach climbing the stands to kiss his woman

there's a lot of time left dude

he could be like a villain going crazy hitting his card on the turn only to lose to the river card

time to bench Neuer, he looks like a huge liability out there

Bring on OAFK

Ecuador failing to beat Curacao and then beating Germany to advance for the LOLs.

absolutely

if nothing else, GER received this key piece of news in this meaningless game

Can't even lolgermany, absolutely no shame in losing to Pachito

I means its very funny that Ecuador beats Germany but its really bad news for Scotland.. again

I thought that was his twin brother

Honestly hoping Scotland don't qualify and go home now. Hanging around in case other teams do us a favour is lame af.

Not deserving of going through either. The minnow 4th pot teams were better than us.

it very well could've been

the feed didn't stay on the embrace that long

looked like he was going in for a kiss tho

OG only needs 3 min to score

Tunisia should fire their coach imo

at this point i'm pretty sure tunisia are some sort of nathan fielder prank

edit: oh yeah, i just remembered; this explains a lot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_FIFA_...

Owen Goal will beat Just Fontaine's record.

No one else is even close.

What's the record for most goals conceded though?

Tunisia are going for it.

Tunisia with the worst world cup showing since...?

Brobbey gonna win the golden boot in this game alone

2002 Saudi Arabia probably.

Panama was awful in Russia. I thought they were going to be a tough out and they were most certainly not.

Sweden playing mid block all-behind-the-ball vs Japan and so far it looks smart. Japan so good on the counter this tournament so far and now they're not getting those options so far.

They had 0 points and -12 GD
Tunisia right now 0 points and -10 GD

2 more OG's and they're even :p

Lots of teams basically playing to get 4 points and go through as 8/12 best 3rd place finished teams

They had an 8-0 vs Germany.

Klose scored his first 3 WC goals, all from headers.

Netherlands will definitely need to hire extra security to defend their towels.

Yah, Tunisia was pot 1 and in their group they drew:

Pot 2 - 9th best of 9
Pot 3 - 8th best of 9
Pot 4 - 8th best of 9
Pot 5 - 9th best of 9
Pot 6 - 5th best of 9 (these were all **** anyway, so didn't matter)

Just insane luck for them and basically given a gimmie to the WC

Yah this **** format has nuked matchday 3 in tons of groups. Japan/Sweden and Aus/Paraguay should all be playing for boring draws.

I take back what I said about the refs being good. Well, most of them still have been. But Ivan Barton is currently bad in this Japan/Sweden match and he was also bad in Paraguay/Turkiye.