** World Cup 2026 - USA, Canada, Mexico Thread **

round of 16 starts tomorrow:

canada vs morocco (in houston)
paraguay vs france (in philadelphia)

Those should be pretty one sided matches
But thats also what I thought today and then CV showed up

I owe you an apology Cabo Verde, I wasnt familiar with your game.

Here I thought they just need to meet a real powerhouse, but they were the danger.

Canada 1 - 2 Morocco

Paraguay 0 - 3 France.

Think this is the end of the journey for Canada with Morocco's higher quality showing through. They might put up a bit of a fight though.

Can't see anything but than a France win in the other game. Not only are they clearly the best team in the tournament, Paraguay gave everything against Germany and were completely knackered by the end. Then again I did expect Messi to stat pad last night and it didn't turn out like that so fingers crossed for a big upset.

If Canada can survive the first half even down just 1 goal I think they have a shot. Not optimistic but I'm rooting for them. Marsch's teams and his tactics tend to get lit up by teams that play like Morocco but it also raises the chance that Canada can bink one on the break/off a bad turnover.

Didn't do too bad so let's try again for R16

Canada 0-2 Morocco
Paraguay 0-2 France
Brazil 2-2 Norway (p)
Mexico (p) 1-1 England
Portugal 1-3 Spain
USA 2-1 Belgium
Argentina 3-0 Egypt
Switzerland 1-2 Colombia

Also happy 4th July to all you USA folk!

Not horrible at all.

Canada 1-4 Morocco
Paraguay 0-3 France
Brazil 2-1 Norway
Mexico N/A England (too emotionally involved to give a proper guess, we are much better technically but don't know how much that matters overall in full context of home field advantage, altitude (even with viagra), and our defensive frailty)
Portugal 1-3 Spain
USA 2-2(p) Belgium
Argentina 2-0 Egypt
Switzerland 1-2 Colombia

yep we got no chance, idk why they're even bothering to play the game. brazil of africa towel-thieves too stronk

if we lose because this no-talent assclown richie laryea is 40 yards oop for literally no reason (or gets himself sent off doing some dumb ****) i'm gonna [redacted]. we'll probably lose, but not like that plz

edit:
also, the lineup looks fairly ideal to me, so that probably means we'll lose 4-0 or some ****

Canada getting humiliated in the US on the 4th of July would be quite something.

Come on you Canadians

HIT IT, JON

i'm hoping this thread isn't loaded w LOL CONCACAF posts in two hours time

MAR dodging bullets early here

would be kool if we got something off a corner before this tournament ends...

Canada better team in the first 20 minutes.

how do you end up with a black kit when you're Canada

more like byebari amirite

also, **** you wayne

This just shows how terrible the netherlands was :(

Canada gonna win the world cup without having ever worn red

yeah we've dropped the facade, we're pure evil now. catch up

Is it because both teams wear red that neither are?

Not feeling that Halhal guy at all