** World Cup 2026 - USA, Canada, Mexico Thread **
Saw no thread was active yet while it starts tomorrow so I'd gave it a go
No real time for an extensive write-up but lets
paraguay with the one-two teddy of all times, please
sign up this goalie for the avengers
paraguay gonna run a 5-5-0 or a 6-4-0 and hope everyone collapses in the heat. (it's hot in philly today so finally a game where hydration break is a good idea)
Because we're France we have the superbowl halftime show at pregame, one of the perks of being the main protagonist
I use to wear down m'y Roots cassettes when i was young and hip
Pretty sure all their neighbors are vastly pro-Paraguay today.
They don't really see Paraguay as a threat since they don't really win anything. It's different for Brazil and Argentina with each other. Paraguay is their indigenous little brother.
Tonight I feel Paraguayan
That Barcola booking
Spoiler
lol
Almost 30min in... 0.00xg vs 0.00xg
well its uefa vs conmebol so the var ruling = tactical masterclass
DARK ARTS!
0 shots on goal from either side.
This is the dream game from Paraguay.
PAR have to be enthused w that half
Zaïre Emery in please, gjge Koné but that ain't it today
Supreme Leader Mbappe cannot be happy with this performance at half time.
Peak haramball from paraguay
the match officials must defer all matters to the supreme leader
-the supreme leader
obv pen is obv
Il est très Doué
Now paraguay needs to do a cabo verde.... which they cant
Paraguay takes a backseat to no team when it comes to shithousery.
dembele standing on the spot holding the ball for mbop to take the pk ..... they're just fully leaning into the dictator thing at this point huh
why the fk would you be wearing a suit on a day like this?
