Stuff you would do if you were the President

I would project more than a 24-hour super Imax

I would bring back Justice.

https://storage.aisongmaker.io/audio/99b...

I would let them build a new class of warships and name it after me! The Morph-class! 😃

I would incarcerate lurkers

I'd pick better countries to invade than the one Trump has and talks about. Pick the Maldives, most of the Caribbean, Singapore to name a few. Much better to own them.

But not Curaçao! 😡

https://storage.aisongmaker.io/audio/82f...

I would open the ****in' Strait!

And praise Allah!

Bang a bunch of minors?

Scratch that, I would close the ****in' Strait!