even if it lodges in your leg it can kill you. don't go to sleep. you'll die if you fall asleep with one of these roaming around your circulatory system

hang in there luke. i believe every man, every Real Man should be constantly thinking about how he's dying and some almost imperceptibly minor health ailment will kill him dead totally out of the blue. it happens all the time to all of us, any of us can die any day, probably soon. if you eat a ton of spicy cheese right before bed and you feel a little pain in your heart area that's a heart attack or more likely a stroke. lay still and wait for the next sensation of pain. if you feel any pain anywhere else in your body that's the blood clot traveling and it's gonna hit your heart or your brain any moment and that's lights out for you forever. gg

they do a really beautiful thing at vacheron, they blue one of the four screws in the maltese cross shaped tourbillon, so it elegantly functions as a seconds hand

my only shortstop was out gambling all night and was spotted leaving the casino a mere 3 hours before their game started. he went 0-3 and was sent down to the minors. if he got lucky and hit a home run he'd be a hero. that's life, baby

It seems like what you guys are looking for is some sort of p diddy style shrimping vessel

but those are like 5x the price of the tag, but for ~20k hmm what would i buy for 20k..

i'm thinking a rolex gmt master pepsi

get a jlc ultra thin perpetual calendar

oh **** get a jlc reverso with it half skeletonized and a half hour chronograph. that's what you want

i like it but i'm just a little bit suspicious that i've never seen the chronograph+tourbillon matchup done by any of the big haute horology manufactures.

the chronograph and perpetual calendar, the tourbillon and perpetual calendar. but not a tourbillon and chronograph. i love the utility of a chronograph, i love timing things. it's even useful as like a reminder, like a string on your finger, i look down and think why is this running? and i remember the thing i wanted to remind myself of. but idk if i like the idea of a tourbillon and chronograph. the tourbillon is too dazzling, too beautiful an achievement in watchmaking to sully by adding it to a useful tool. it should be tourbillon with as little else to distract, and have it be pure art on the wrist.

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