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I doubt we've heard the end of this.

Or, Rice is one of them fake I-talians that watches too many episodes of the Sopranos.

Mutz-a-dell, manicot, gabbagool..

Lots to unpack in rices latest vid, lots of good reflections on it ITT.

What stuck out to me:

Rage orders a $16 gyro, but only lettuce and onion. Is puzzled as to why the staff would look at him askance. Here's why:

- Its a gyro spot, not burger king. You don't have it your way ffs
- only onion and lettuce would imply he dislikes the other traditional gee-row topping, which are tomato and cucumber in my experience
- we know he eats tomato, as he ate winco canned chopped tomatoes on top of rice, which is legit vomit worthy
- he eats kale on a pizza, but somehow says no thanks at cukes?

The sticky rice with highly processed cold shredded cheese and the hot dogs with american sliced process. You know those buns are cold.

He ate the gyro ON TOP OF GORGING AT THE EDR!

Edit: Also, the idea of having scheduled free meals (with a calendar even) is right out of high school. Another poster ITT hit it right in that the geerows were sold out by the time fat zach waddled in.

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cold cheese, likely lukewarm meat and bun. Nuking it for a bit would probably help.

No french fries or potato products to go along with?

On the plus side, that bun is rather fancy.

Those look to be cheddar slices. The mayo / ketchup placement is atrocious. it looks like the bottom burg has a pickles, but no relish for the dogs?

That's a lot of cheese on thar rice. I think he lived a cheese-deprived childhood. Getting a cup of croutons is rather odd.

This jai-row looks amazing. You can tell its not the basic-azz gyro. HE HADNT HAD ONE IN A VERY LONG TIME, BUT FOR SOME REASON HAD TO MAKE IT LETTUCE AND ONION ONLY? WHAT IS GODS GREEN EARTH IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN

seeing those hot dogs nearly made me barf. how many did he eat?

So disgusting. He would eat cat food if it was free and he got to call it a challenge.

There should be a NSFD Not Safe For Dinnertime warning.

There's only one other person who puts mayo on a hot dog and it's Doug from King of Queens. Is Rice trying to be Doug from King of Queens? Doug also worked for UPS and Rice still wears his old UPS shirts even though they have holes in them lol

I don't think I've seen more disgustingly looking hot dog in my life

Mayo on most anything is disgusting unless it’s something like tuna or egg or potato salad.

They actually do put mayo (and mustard and ketchup) on those bacon rolled Mexican hot dogs with jalapeños.

It is still 100% disgusting, but it is pretty common..

Tight Thursdays or Frugal Fridays seems fitting.

• .50c/$1 blinds. $10-$50 buy-in.
• 10-handed. 10-way limped preflop chops allowed.
• Run It Twice Option on pots over $2.
• No Bomb Pots. Go to the Strip for that craziness.
• Diesel will sit at each table of his Meet-Up games...but only to deal.
• Hourly King of Queens and Obscure Baseball Trivia promo.
• Aces Cracked promo. Because we don't fold all night just to lose with our pocket Aces.

Enough to impress Joey Chestnut.

Kudos to you for the arrows pointing at the already highly visible cheese slices on the burger - a Rice touch.

Was thinking the same when i saw the picture of those hot dogs and burgers. Looks absolutely nasty,the quality of that ultra processed meat is probably nut low as well.

I can only imagine what kind of explosive diarrhea Rice would get after throwing down like 6 dogs and 6 burgers on an empty stomack. He is getting airborne for a second there when sitting on the porcelain.

In the traditional Nomadic diet, mayonnaise provided free calories and sustenance to allow the eating free on comps diet to be viable.

However with the arrival of the EDR to the Nomadic diet, the empty calories should be stopped, and focus should be on lean protein, vegetables, and low fat dairy.

Concur. Hot dogs look awful. No to mayo or ketchup on a dog.

Am in an airport lounge and can't help but think the utter devastation Rice would cause if he somehow got into this place

Haha,for sure it would have looked like an aggressive tornado went off in there.

He would have piled down as much as he could possibly get down without puking in like a 2 hour timespan,and then shocking the staff when asking to get paper boxes to fill up with food to go as well.

Does Rice go to the EDR on his days off?

Did you just start reading this thread this week? Diesel WORSHIPS that schmuck. If he could find a tall black friend and a hot Italian wife he would think he's died and gone to heaven.

Are you talking about the lounge or the bathroom OR BOTH?

A man eating TWO cheeseburgers & TWO hotdogs (and another plate) has got to be damaging to your gut & metabolism! That is MORE than a day's worth of calories all in one sitting.

One of the many crazy things about this, is that those hot dogs & cheeseburgers don't look particularly good. I doubt I would eat them even if they were free. Rice is shoving down his gullet as many as he can.

Just insane...

I'm surprised El D hasn't gotten a Costco membership yet. With several locations throughout the LV metro area, he could really get a lot of free food by grinding out the free samples.

Also, he could go around to some of the local non-casino hotels in the mornings, pretend he is a guest, and grind out the Continental breakfasts.

Donate blood six times a year, and hit up the free snack table afterwards.

He really has a lot to learn about the Nomadic method.

pretty soon there would be a WARNING: DO NOT SERVE THIS MAN sign with ELDs smirking mug posted in every hotel breakfast lobby across the valley

Plus Nomads can sleep in their cars at Costco for the weekend nights.

Imagine the amount of sodium in just one of these things as well. Not to mention the other chemicals