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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by pig4bill

You don't seriously think he's clever enough to troll in that way, do you?

he knows about this thread

you can guarantee he reads it

you genuinely can't see him thinking "i'm going to do the most performative east coast pronunciation i can imagine because they'll lose their minds"

remember, guys like him and trooper are narcissists, it's hard for normies to wrap their heads around the kind of mental gymnastics these guys will do thinking they are worthy of attention, infallible, and smarter than everyone else - and they see a feedback loop here of a dozen people talking about how he pronounces cheese and just feed off it


by Tiresman

Does Rice go to the EDR on his days off?

Does a bear shiit in the woods? What do you think ? I wouldn’t be surprised if this cheap, fat b@stard was taking leftovers home with him after multiple EDR trips on his working days too.


by Confidential

Imagine the amount of sodium in just one of these things as well. Not to mention the other chemicals

We have discussed how badly off Trooper likely is healthwise in this thread,but Rice has to be even worse. He is way younger than Trooper though,he is got that going for him.

The amount of high risk factors regarding health in Rices lifestyle is very concerning. Insanely bad diet and stuffing himself regurarly with massive amounts, huge lack of vegetables and fruit in his diet,horrible sleeping pattern,smoking alot of cigars,being overweight/obese,no real exercise,heavy panting after slow walking for like 3 minutes++

Just like Trooper would need a proper dentist walkthrough of all his teeth,Rice would need a complete healthcheck at a doctor. I bet he would be in for a surprise on how bad of a state his body is in,possibly a couple of hidden serious bombs as well.


by Confidential

Imagine the amount of sodium in just one of these things as well. Not to mention the other chemicals

Once again, another poster makes an EXCELLENT point that I overlooked.

Hot dogs are one of the WORST things that you can eat. Low grade meat, INSANE amounts of sodium, preservatives, chemicals, and who knows what else.

If I remember correctly, one hot dog will typically have almost your daily allowance of sodium in it. What about 3?

The hamburgers are not nearly as bad as the hot dogs (in all likelihood), but they are not "health food"!

Rice might have gotten his WEEKLY sodium allowance from one meal!


by Same_again

Am in an airport lounge and can't help but think the utter devastation Rice would cause if he somehow got into this place

The good thing about airport lounges other than free alcohol is you either need high airline status or to pay a few hundred dollars in an annual fee on a credit card. Both of these things keep homeless Rice types out. Well worth the money.


by borg23

The good thing about airport lounges other than free alcohol is you either need high airline status or to pay a few hundred dollars in an annual fee on a credit card. Both of these things keep homeless Rice types out. Well worth the money.

Yeah very true. Realistically the barrier of entry would be too high for a hobo like rice!


by rickroll

he knows about this threadyou can guarantee he reads ityou genuinely can't see him thinking "i'm going to do the most performative east coast pronunciation i can imagine because they'll lose their minds"remember, guys like him and trooper are narcissists, it's hard for normies to wrap their heads around the kind of mental gymnastics these guys will do thinking they are worthy o

Whilst I think it's possible Rice might have this thought I reckon the fact he always wants to appear to be correct in everything he says and does would overrule this idea. He couldn't cope with the viewers who didn't realise it was a troll to think he was wrong

#Moozarella4Life


Prior to the permanent address a Nomad could have gotten one of the lounge access credit cards for weekend airport use.

by Same_again

Yeah very true. Realistically the barrier of entry would be too high for a hobo like rice!


by DTEJD1997

Are you talking about the lounge or the bathroom OR BOTH?A man eating TWO cheeseburgers & TWO hotdogs (and another plate) has got to be damaging to your gut & metabolism! That is MORE than a day's worth of calories all in one sitting.One of the many crazy things about this, is that those hot dogs & cheeseburgers don't look particularly good. I doubt I would eat them even if t

Lol to his yearly goal of losing weight. He's probably on track to being 400 lbs by age 40.


by Old Man Coffee

I'm surprised El D hasn't gotten a Price Club (you probably call it Costco) membership yet.

FYP


by Same_again

Whilst I think it's possible Rice might have this thought I reckon the fact he always wants to appear to be correct in everything he says and does would overrule this idea. He couldn't cope with the viewers who didn't realise it was a troll to think he was wrong

#Moozarella4Life

I agree. Rice is too much of a nit-picking know-it-all. He wants so badly to be the smartest guy in the room. The biggest trolling he does is calling Horseshoe Bally's. Even then he makes sure he says "some call it Horseshoe" so that he doesn't look ignorant about it.


Lady Trooper does a Sprouts Farmers Market and a Costco haul. At Sprouts she saves the .15 per bag fee and professionally places the 6 loose glass bottles of pasta sauce around her car because they "rattle around" in the bags and she doesn't like that. At Costco she buys 64 bars of dove soap on sale to "stock up' because they don't have time to shop.


by Tiresman

Does Rice go to the EDR on his days off?

You usually aren't allowed


by JoseJohnnyJimJack

He won't get to 400. I am of similar height. I have been in the upper 200s for quite a long time. I dont think I have ever hit 300. Rice walks a ton. And I probably eat worse. I haven't left my house since Oct. 1.


by DTEJD1997

Once again, another poster makes an EXCELLENT point that I overlooked. Hot dogs are one of the WORST things that you can eat. Low grade meat, INSANE amounts of sodium, preservatives, chemicals, and who knows what else.If I remember correctly, one hot dog will typically have almost your daily allowance of sodium in it. What about 3? ...Rice might have gotten his WEEKLY sodiu

Also weekly allowance of saturated fats. As a grown adult hot freaking dogs are one of the worst wastes of calories I can imagine.

The idea of him scarfing down 4-6 dogs in one session, plus cheese and mayo, gives me heart palpitations.

He's in his mid 30's and eating this shizzit.

A random thought: I've never seen this mfer make a sandwich. I.e. , buy a loaf of sliced bread, lunch meat, mayo cheese. If you just won the lottery buy a head of lettuce.

If he can afford a $16 yeerow, that $16 would buy some fine deli meat and bread


by Old Man Coffee

I'm surprised El D hasn't gotten a Costco membership yet. With several locations throughout the LV metro area, he could really get a lot of free food by grinding out the free samples.Also, he could go around to some of the local non-casino hotels in the mornings, pretend he is a guest, and grind out the Continental breakfasts.Donate blood six times a year, and hit up the free s

Are you only allowed sell blood 6 times a year?


by JoseJohnnyJimJack

I agree. Rice is too much of a nit-picking know-it-all. He wants so badly to be the smartest guy in the room. The biggest trolling he does is calling Horseshoe Bally's. Even then he makes sure he says "some call it Horseshoe" so that he doesn't look ignorant about it.

You should call it MGM and say "Some call it Bally's". You'll be superior to Diesel because you'll be pre-dating him.


by pig4bill

Are you only allowed sell blood 6 times a year?

Every 8 weeks


by Husker

Is there any particular reason Rice keeps mispronouncing 'Mozzarella'?

Is it an Americanism or a Riceism?



by bobw525

He won't get to 400. I am of similar height. I have been in the upper 200s for quite a long time. I dont think I have ever hit 300. Rice walks a ton. And I probably eat worse. I haven't left my house since Oct. 1.

I dont know if we can consider his parking garage walks to the poker room as walking a ton, but I guess he gets some walking in. I was thinking he could be gaining weight bc he overeats high-calorie food, then he sits for most of his shift.

You mentioned earlier in the thread that the hot dogs looked crappy. How do u eat worse than him?


by pig4bill

You should call it MGM and say "Some call it Bally's". You'll be superior to Diesel because you'll be pre-dating him.

Interesting that MGM let go of that mid Strip land, even if MGM rebuilt at its current location. It was/is prime Strip real estate. If u happen to know, was Bally's not a part of Caesar's at the time Bally's took over the old MGM land? Because it would seem odd to me if MGM sold prime Strip land directly to Caesar's.


We really need to get him to do a week-long challenge where the only food he eats is from the EDR


by ZenRabbit

Nice catch. Sounds similar to how Rice says it.


by Burdzthewurd

We really need to get him to do a week-long challenge where the only food he eats is from the EDR

Now that he works at the Orleans too, he could definitely do it. But as a challenge hack, after his shifts, he'd walk into the EDR's with empty cargo pants and cargo jacket, stuff his cargo pockets, and walk out 20 lbs heavier, looking like the highly padded guys that K-9 dogs attack in their K-9 training.


by JoseJohnnyJimJack

Lol to his yearly goal of losing weight. He's probably on track to being 400 lbs by age 40.

by bobw525

He won't get to 400. I am of similar height. I have been in the upper 200s for quite a long time. I dont think I have ever hit 300. Rice walks a ton. And I probably eat worse. I haven't left my house since Oct. 1.

It’s amazing that 300-400 lbs in America can be justified and normalized. Just a century ago, you would be considered a total circus freak of society and now obesity is so common that it’s another dime per dozen inside the U.S.A.

Gluttony and Sloth are some of the worst 7 deadly sins. And excess processed foods continue to wreck havoc onto more people as time goes on.

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