"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread

"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread

It's been about 9.5 years and 350K posts of epicness, but "It Lives, It Lives" can live no more. The OG LLSNL Chat Thre

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29 November 2019 at 06:28 PM
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by feel wrath k

and then will swim in ocean

Definitely jelly of this.

I'm guessing my life circumstances will change in another decade to the point where the wife and I could at least consider moving somewhere very different for our retirement years. Waterfront, or at the very least waterview, would be high on my list of nice-to-haves... if we could swing it.

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by feel wrath k

58f is ****ing freezing. As a top temperature that would be one of the coldest days in Winter here

You guys have all got Stockholm Syndrome. It’s touching in a way that you all believe you’re happy with 6-7 months of grim dark cold weather.

You’re brave and I’m proud of you all

Apart from the people in Canada. You get what you deserve

300 days of sunshine in Colorado every year


So says Big Colorado Tourism. Google AI says 252.

Phoenix is listed at 300, but I think that might be a bit low. I'd be very surprised if we get two months' worth of overcast (anything over 'partly cloudy'?) per year.


by JackInDaCrak k

300 days of sunshine in Colorado every year

Colorado would be the cold Nth America place I reckon I’d be happiest in tbh. Albeit i could see the other mountainous states and areas being fine too - haven’t been to many other than the Tahoe region which was tbh ****ing ossum too.

I just couldn’t live in a cold dark flat or exposed place or city


There's plenty of flat, boring, sprawly places in the Denver metro area. I live closer to the foothills and get visitors like this at my house



by Garick k

Finally done with the last of the jewelry projects that have been eating my life over the last few months.

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Very nice. Between writing, this and drinking beer, I think you have retirement pretty much sewn up.


Lol. Sounds like a plan.


Are the crowns gifts, sale items, or did you and the missus get roped into being royalty again?


my buddy is trying to hire a project manager for a construction job

it pays 125k and is based in la area

he asks them in an interview what 1% of 1 million is

they are allowed pen and paper

not one has been able to answer it


I believe the answer is 350


by rickroll k

my buddy is trying to hire a project manager for a construction job

it pays 125k and is based in la area

he asks them in an interview what 1% of 1 million is

they are allowed pen and paper

not one has been able to answer it

1% of $1M is my bonus on every project.

Available for hire. By LA do you mean Los Angeles or Louisiana?


by marknfw k

Are the crowns gifts, sale items, or did you and the missus get roped into being royalty again?

They are gifts. When the current King and Queen step down this weekend, they'll be made Duke and Duchess, and these are the coronets for that.

I don't sell jewelry, as I don't want to turn my hobby into a job. Everything I make is either a gift or a trade for someone else's work. In this case, their friends are paying for the materials and I'm gifting the labor, so it's a gift from several of us.

Def not ready to be royalty again right now. Life has been crazy enough.


by rickroll k

my buddy is trying to hire a project manager for a construction job

it pays 125k and is based in la area

he asks them in an interview what 1% of 1 million is

they are allowed pen and paper

not one has been able to answer it

How many people have been interviewed?


by All-inMcLovin k

How many people have been interviewed?

about a dozen thus far, we're so ff'd as a country


by rickroll k

about a dozen thus far, we're so ff'd as a country

Hire Canadian!


by rickroll k

about a dozen thus far, we're so ff'd as a country

I almost can't believe this.

But then again take your average intelligence person --> half of the people are dumber than him/her.


I remember in a store a few years back having a bill come to something like $10.20. I had loose coins but only a $20 bill so I gave her $20.20 and the girl behind the register huffed, got out a calculated and plugged in $20.20 - $10.20 to work out what change to give me


by rickroll k

my buddy is trying to hire a project manager for a construction job

it pays 125k and is based in la area

he asks them in an interview what 1% of 1 million is

they are allowed pen and paper

not one has been able to answer it

Obviously hire the person who writes down "1OnE miLioN" on the piece of paper, rips it into 100 pieces, carefully contemplates, and declares a numeric answer.

GhiringbonusifpenisnotshovedinnoseG


Is the $1m before or after materials fell off the back of the truck?

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I sure would hate to see anything happen to your deliveries....


by gobbledygeek k

GhiringbonusifpenisnotshovedinnoseG

lolololol, this is a lot funnier than you intended though 😀


Thepenismightierthanthesword

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Just keep it positive in here people.

#happypenis

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